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I have been known to breathe in (and occasionally out again), without thinking about spaceships.

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@Eddylegacylad @terrychristian

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@TrakenEntropy A fiver says Big Finish has done it

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@RebecTV Unfortunately an entire generation of people's brains have been completely microwaved by social media in the last decade or so.

It's been so much worse since the Boomers got the firehose of social media directly into their faces for months on end during Covid.

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@SevitorOfNox @archives1963 Cunt

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@NicholasTyrone Stopping violent thugs from turning up? Have a word with yourself.

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@NicholasTyrone Sounds like something someone who is shitting himself that the Greens are about to overtake Labour in the polls.

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@Martin95684074 @clarkaw @TimesRadio @matthewsyed @hugorifkind Nope. Try again.

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@TimesRadio @matthewsyed @hugorifkind Insane wanker.

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@RussellScott1 Then break rocks for minimum wage until the entire amount is paid off.

We'll soon see the cash reappering.

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@Bills_gallery @CereaI___ @carolecadwalla @afneil The UK literally has a literal king.

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@hsmjohnston4000 @mrsDugskullery Freddie Mercury.

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@NicholasTyrone Pretty sure a laser through the brain probably would damage it enough to do that, yeah.

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@meh_130 @carolecadwalla Nobody has been thrown in prison for silently praying. Stop getting your news from grifters.

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@Spotify please add a "please don't throw AI-generated slop at me" slider. If you could also make it the same as the "please don't steal all my data" toggle and make it the default, you'd save everyone a lot of time. Cheers.

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@labour4europe @NickTorfaen Too little, too slow, will make zero difference.

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@paulmasonnews If Starmer doesn't want the progressive vote split, he can stand his party down.

We're done with this game.

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@DavidLammy And you're going to..........?

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@JimiVex @martindvz Standard dolchstoßlegende.

Brexit doesn't work because it's logically incoherent. It *can't* work, because global trade and regulation don't work the way you need them to.

That's why the EU exists in the first place, and why we spent two decades begging to be allowed in.

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@EylonALevy Cunt