J Gards

Here are seven words that describe me.

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Temu Office Space

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

They destroy technological devices because Allah does not want distractions.

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

So @AndyHolloway let me get this straight, Ice Cream is NOT one of the Best Frozen FOODS, but Ice Cream on a stick is one of the best FOODS on a stick?!?!

Shenanigans!!!

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Who’s gonna tell these guys that fractions easily become percentages, if you…know basic math

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dr Oz to Trump: "You've been giving different percentages. The price is 1/10th of what it used to be. So 1/10th. Forget about the percentages."

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

So…it IS a war then

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Truth Social owns the libs by pointing out his war in Iran hasn’t lasted as long (so far) as Vietnam or World War 2

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@MarcSessler Guess you really had egg on your face!
…and flour
…and sugar
…and vanilla extract
….maybe some cocoa powder

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Supreme Leader Trump has evolved past the human need to defecate, much like his good friend Kim Jong-Un

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Emmer: "Donald Trump has never been stronger. He's become more than Donald Trump. He is an icon of the ages. When he speaks, people listen."

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@FirstName5000 @paulhurt @NateGolon @SaveYourCinema Says the dumb bot that can’t even post proof to back up its own points

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@FirstName5000 @NateGolon @SaveYourCinema So no proof for your baseless claim….Got it

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@FirstName5000 @NateGolon @SaveYourCinema Post a link to the source

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@FirstName5000 @NateGolon @SaveYourCinema

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@FirstName5000 @NateGolon @SaveYourCinema

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@JasonMoore I think @FFHitman looks really weird in animal print pants

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

I bet this guy talks about Trump derangement syndrome in between blaming Joe Biden for literally everything

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sean Duffy on Spirit Airlines: "I think it's important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg ... "

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Republicans: We’ve got lower gas prices at home

At home:

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

This is the same bullshite that corporate companies peddle you when they say, “we’re a family here.”

Nah dawg, they don’t give an F about you if you’re not inflating their bottom line. The president loves you cause he’s lining his pockets with the money he’s grifting from you

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tim Scott: "Let me just say for the average person in the country -- President Trump loves you. Thank God almighty that President Trump understands the pain and misery of employees, independent contractors, and small businesses too."

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Number 2!

https://t.co/Or8R5rfTwx

@AndyHolloway @FFHitman @JasonMoore @TheFFBallers

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

From the party that brought you “keep men out of women’s sports”

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

Congratulations, Georgia Women’s Tennis! 🇺🇸

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

Trump’s Dad must have called him “Low IQ” a lot!

Like, A LOT a lot!

Trump’s never been one trying to make Daddy proud, he’s trying to get revenge for constantly being told he’d never amount to anything.

This is was generational trauma has wrought

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Never allow the Traitor Democrats like Low IQ person Hakeem Jeffries, or Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, or the totally corrupt Fake News Media such as the phony and decaying Wall Street Journal, the Failing New York Times (Subscriptions way down!), or dying '60 Minutes,' to demean or criticize Operation Midnight Hammer, which totally obliterated the Nuclear Dust locations to the point where bloodthirsty Iran has been unable to get to it, or dig it out. Space Force has cameras on every inch of the 3 sites that were so brilliantly hit last June! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT"

[J Gards @JonnyGards]

@Commanders How does that spear work?
Doesn’t seem possible for it to appear and disappear like it does

Is it supposed to represent the broken and fractured history of the team?