Jonny

Expect the worst but aim for better

[Isaac 🗣️ @isaaclee423]

It's wraps boys #NUFC

[Jonny @Jonnyh134]

Complete fucking disaster situation. Pass me the bleach 😅🔫

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[Alfie Moans - Norway Naysayer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @DLeniscran]

We've already mastered that cuisine chump, bet you feel fucking silly now.

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Doritos Crash Course (2010 Video Game)

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

NOT ON LIVE TV😭😭😭😭

“What do you guys call him? A fucking wanker right?”

THIERRY HENRY COULDN’T BELIEVE IT😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“did a perfect front dive into the sicilian sea” is the most action bronson bar of all time

[Jonny @Jonnyh134]

“Jersey”….

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Home lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available now.

[cole @c_0L_e]

Might just be the maddest stat ever that

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

#NUFC

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Anthony Gordon and Rashford driving to the Camp Nou after landing at Barcelona airport post World Cup

[Jonny @Jonnyh134]

Fuckin hideous this. Gets worse every time I’ve seen it

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

NEW #NUFC KIT:

2026/27 Newcastle United Home

Worst shirt we’ve ever had?

[EC @EC_AVFC]

Never forget how these cunts tried to pull the ladder up behind them. Hope they rot. 5 more to go.

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Thanks Tripps.

Top leader. Top bloke. Top shagger.

#NUFC | @trippier2

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

Grime energy can’t be replicated man. It’s something that’s quintessentially British. You have to have grown up here to understand

[FPL General @FPLGeneral]

When is Scharizard gettting added @OfficialFPL?

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Are we the Qarabag?

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

Newcastle’s last goal at the Camp Nou. December 2002. Shola Ameobi from Fenham. #NUFC