Jonny B

Seriously sarcastic. Proficient in all things erroneous. Currently taking over the world with a furby.

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

They say I'm shallow, but I think so deep, deep as the abyss. So when you get a minute, take a look at my wrist. I gotta go to work.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Wife Goals

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@Tzwick1096 #dillydilly

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@sold513 @AshleyMagoffin @MKorthauer @DKort94 @nkennard3 Parker most definitely

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Charles P. Pierce on the absurdity of vacating history, and a plea for the NCAA to acknowledge reality and reinstate history. https://t.co/oyY9OGDWwS

[vante @TakeoffLeven]

Pray Hard, Play Hard, Stay Humble

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@jbenock Flawless. That and get Bill Murray a Cardinal hat YESTERDAY

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The Cincinnati Reds’ 2018 Opening Day game vs. the Washington Nationals scheduled for 4:10 p.m. Thursday, March 29 has been postponed until 4:10 p.m. Friday, March 30 because of impending inclement weather.

[AB @baeeblue]

Last call https://t.co/kWEAgdzJSr

[Troy Turbeville @VilleontheVille]

Is this scene gonna need to be redone? Why not? So much has changed.

#GoCards

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

When I'm checking the weather and it's still supposed to rain on #OpeningDay

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@ericcrawford @ItsPaoloni @CrumsRevenge Sooo ugh Dude messenger, it appears I was quick to judge, diverting inappropriate accusations to UofL admin #sorry #murray>drake #FACTSONLYSTILL

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@ItsPaoloni this is more responsible tweeting than that garbage @ericcrawford just sent. @CrumsRevenge https://t.co/Vy4uqg5L1P

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

While on the topic, in terms of super fandom: Bill Murray > Drake. I’m just saying what you’re thinking #FACTSONLY #Drakemusicisgood

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

While on the topic, in terms of super fandom: Bill Murray > Drake. I’m just saying what you’re thinking #FACTSONLY #Drakemusicisgood

[Bryan Hudgins @bryanhudgins]

So, Christi Mack was the runner up for the '96 KY Miss Basketball. The winner was Jaime Walz...Jeff Walz's sister.

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

@ItsPaoloni WUT

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

I think the amount of “passion” from Xavier fans is REALLY about the loss of Bill Murray

[Jonny B @JonnySalami]

I now have more to worry about my #Louisville license plate in Cincinnati than Lexington #whoknew #Mackattack