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@JVMonte2 Hazard by Richard Marx

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@MFWitches How gross

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@muheediva01 You Look So Fine by Garbage

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@RepJackKimble Wouldn’t that mean the artists are FREE to drop out of the event?!

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@20th_Centurygal Piece by piece, Kelly Clarkson on American idol was perfect

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@SecondThoughtFP @scooterbraun @SnoozyWeiss Hugely edited clip, who knows what was said between edits

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@pollthecrowds The singles

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@harriVT Yeah naaahhhhhhhh

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@VictorMFariasC Stop me from falling is country pop heaven!

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@MFWitches What in the actual what?!

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@AeronSoda In Port Adelaide right now, I’m a visitor. It’s quiet.

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@pollthecrowds Love is Blind
Unthinkable
Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart

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@Ravenismeee

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@MusicPills10 ‘Try to remind myself that I was happy here, before I knew that I could get on a plane and fly away’

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@TheCinesthetic DANNY ELFMAN!!

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@20th_Centurygal Dancefloor Darling by @kylieminogue 👯‍♀️

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Here are a few reasons why nobody should take Melania Trump seriously.

When Donald Trump publicly mocked the killing of Rob Reiner, Melania stayed silent.

When Donald Trump publicly celebrated the death of Robert Mueller, Melania stayed silent.

When Donald Trump publicly, and repeatedly, called Marjorie Taylor Greene a "traitor," triggering death threats against her and her family — threats that the former representative said the president blew off and dismissed when she asked him to stop — and continuing his public attacks against her even after she informed him of those threats, Melania stayed silent.

When U.S. intelligence essentially confirmed Donald Trump's war against Iran mistakenly hit a school, taking the lives of nearly 200 children — while her husband refused to acknowledge the mistake, take responsibility, or even apologize — Melania stayed silent.

When Donald Trump and his oldest son publicly mocked the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, a senior citizen, with a hammer by a fanatic who had supported Donald Trump's lies about the results of the 2020 election, Melania stayed silent.

When a Donald Trump supporter hunted down Democrats, taking the lives of two while shooting two others in an act of horrific violence in Minnesota last year, and Donald Trump didn't even reach out to the governor of the state to offer help or condolences, Melania stayed silent.

When Donald Trump chose to attack and criticize Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer after an attempt to kidnap her by far-right radical lunatics was thwarted, rather than simply expressing relief that these lowlifes who were plotting to do so were stopped, Melania stayed silent.

She's married to one of the worst human beings on the planet. An absolute lowlife piece of garbage who's among the most disgraceful people to ever be allowed to call themselves "president" — who spends hours every single day lashing out and attacking others with some of the most vile statements imaginable — and Melania stays silent.

Oh, but when Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke about her husband's age in a comedy sketch — now the thin-skinned, easily triggered snowflake who married a man who's only two years younger than her father for his money has something to say.

Just... stop.

Go away.

Nobody cares.

In my lifetime, there's not been a First Lady who's less consequential than Melania. She's a clown whose biggest accomplishment will be marrying a man old enough to be her father for his money and not throwing up while they conceived their son.

And if my words are harsh, I don't care. When she took up a cause "against cyberbullying" while she's married to the most infamous cyberbully on the planet, while never once standing up to any of the horrible things he's said online — she can F all the way off.

She needs to be like the rest of us, sitting around waiting to read that big, beautiful headline so we can all celebrate.

Until then, nobody cares what she has to say about anything — including her husband.

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@FLOTUS Melania didn’t write this tweet her people didz she doesn’t know 3 quarters of the words in it

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@DearS_o_n Herbal tea