Jono Reilly

An Illustrator, a Barman, a Ukuleleist and a Hotsauce Maker, they all sailed out to sea..

[Lizz Lunney @Lizzlizz]

UK people! You have 8 more days to go see my friends @StickyBiscuits and their awesome show at Fringe! Go go go 😺

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@rustyrockets you are a peace loving prophet of our time. If you could pull off a death/resurrection by Monday it would be even better.

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@AtheistBerlin what do you think of the popes comments on evolution? It's like the CEO of McDonalds going vegan, right? Haha.

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@ZDFheute made a mockery of Scotland's most important night. A shameful and low brow attempt at satirical journalism. http://t.co/2poj8cGyNo

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I've been working hard to bring my hotsauce onto the market. To keep up with my progress please follow @bastardsauce

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Accident at #rathausneukölln. http://t.co/HN2QO2ER3W

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Painting the bathroom ceiling. It reminds me of #Dexter

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The frozen canal. #maybachufer

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.@eddieizzard Hilarious show & super impressive language skills. Also, you said Hundchen (doggy) instead of Hänchen (chicken) Haha. Yum.

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A hud a weel sonsie time fur Burns Nicht. #BurnsNight

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AAARRRGGH!!! KERNING! Although not nearly as bad as the book I saw last week that was entirely set in Papyrus Font.

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#InsideLlewynDavis is a movie about a miserable asshole who hates cats and people where not much at all happens and nobody learns anything

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Slipped and fell on the way home. I think I might have deserved that.

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Yaas. Because the path is gritted people lower their guard. Ice patch. Whump!!! Hahaha, brilliant.

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Damn. They just gritted the footpath. Fun over.

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But I really hope the old man with the walking stick doesn't fall. That wouldn't be funny at all.

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Five to one odds on the woman in the flat shoes landing on her arse as she crosses the road.

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First freeze in berlin. Sitting in a warm cafe watching people slip and fall on their arse outside. Haha

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@FacesPics Hey, pssst! Need a place to stay?

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@CharcoH I hear sleep deprivation is great fun. And it's free. Maybe a bit of autoeroticasphixiation too. #funtimes