Jonothan Plotnek

GP in Grimsby retired in 2015. Magistrate and a Boarder for Guide Dogs. Owner of Sutton, failed guide dog. Gentleman motorcyclist.

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@DrSdeG Chocolate is highly toxic to cats (and dogs). So, yeah, I’d not recommend that.

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“For why, Keats, for why?”
“It’s got a picture of your mother in it, sir!”
“Hmm. That’s good of you.”

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@DrSdeG Your sous chef is mahoosive

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@DrSdeG Especially massive cats

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@DrSdeG Watch Fallow on YouTube. You’ll improve your skills in professional cooking.

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@DrSdeG I love it! ❤️

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@DrSdeG Oh Stephanie 😢 hope she’s home soon ❤️

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Internet down for three days and no response to enquiries, @voneusbroadband

Completely impossible to get through to an agent now. I really thought you’d be better than that.

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@Lord_Sugar @DailyMirror I laughed too.

[Martin Chorlton @poolman66]

Prince Andrew "Did I just fuck up that interview?"

Greg Wallace "Hold my Beer........."

#MiddleClassWomanOfaCertainAge

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@DrSdeG Size of that cat!

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@voneusbroadband just changed from BT Internet to Voneus and the internet’s been down for over 24 hours. Wish I’d never changed now. Seems this is not unusual either. Any chance of anyone at Voneus even thinking about getting this fixed here in Rosedale Abbey?

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@DrSdeG Really nice with olives and caramelised onions in a chicken tagine, served with couscous.

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@VotingDogs

#dogsatpollingstations

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@RobbieRinder @Jewish_Care Wishing you long life, Rob.

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@DrSdeG Size of him

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@d0ct0revil @DrSdeG This is exactly what I’ve been saying all along. Pfft!

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@d0ct0revil That whiskery face though

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@RobbieRinder I absolutely loved this book and it kept me entertained. One or two laugh out loud Jewish mother moments too. One factual error was Mr Bartlett’s drink drive case at City Magistrates’ Court. Exceptional Hardship cannot be applied to Drink Driving, a driving ban is mandatory.