Kolchak Pertwee

[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

My Eurovision non-entry! 😂🎠
Bright, bonkers and VERY catchy.
KARMA... GETS... YOU.
Would it get 12 points? 🇬🇧
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#Eurovision #Karma #Music #Songwriter
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🥤🔥 “I ONLY WANNA GET MY HANDS ON A NICE THICK… SHAKE.” 😏
Yeah… it’s supposed to be about a milkshake. 😂
Two sexy female voices. FAST 70s disco. WAY too much tension.

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🥤🔥 “I ONLY WANNA GET MY HANDS ON A NICE THICK… SHAKE.” 😏

Yeah… it’s supposed to be about a milkshake. 😂

Two sexy female voices. FAST 70s disco. WAY too much tension.

🎶 https://t.co/jRbwLkWUNO

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#ThickShake #70sDisco #sexy

[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

😳🍊 PASSION FRUIT… and she’s VERY embarrassed about how sexy it sounds!
A cheeky 70s disco song about ..

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

💔 DAD'S ARMY…
Manner-ing. Wilson. Jones. Frazer. Godfrey. Walker. Pike.
One lone bugle. One gentle drum. ❤️
🎺 Listen here

@SgtWilsonsPage
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

Not just the laughs. The characters.
I made this one from the heart.
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@OnlyFoolsLines
If you grew up with them too, give it a listen — and FOLLOW for more songs about the TV we grew up with. ❤️
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🇬🇧 And a chorus built to sound like UNIT marching into battle!
Turn it up LOUD — this one needs the full brass treatment!

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🥁🎺 SERGEANT BILKO! NEVER BACKS DOWN!
🎺 MASSIVE BRASS BAND!
A little tribute to the legendary Bilko! @ErnestBilko 🇺🇸

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🎺🥁 SERGEANT MAJOR ZERO! Thanku Windsor !

🇼🇸 PROUD WELSH BRASS-BAND MARCH!
BIG BRASS! BIG DRUMS! BIG HERO! 💥

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🎺🥁 SERGEANT MAJOR ZERO! THE BRAVE BATTLE HERO OF TERRAHawks! My thanks Windsor .

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

A fast, catchy retro tribute to one of the greatest Gerry Anderson heroes!

🎧 Listen here: https://t.co/A8vKmutZTn

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🧁 FAIRY CAKE… but make it 70s DISCO. 😏
A seriously sexy Saturday-night floor-filler about an innocent little cake — with a ridiculously deep male

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🍬 TURKISH DELIGHT… but NOT as you remember it. 😏

A filthy little 70s disco floor-filler with sultry female vocals, huge bass… and a DEEP ..?

🎶 https://t.co/6fX3f5qULz
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🍬 TURKISH DELIGHT… but NOT as you remember it. 😏
A filthy little 70s disco floor-filler with sultry female vocals, huge bass..

🎶 https://t.co/6fX3f5qmW1

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#TurkishDelight #70sDisco #RetroMusic

[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🍯 TART…
A ridiculously catchy 70s disco floor-filler about one very innocent dessert.
Big bass. Sultry vocals. Deep spoken whispers. MMMMM… OOOOOOH… 🔥
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

💃 LADY’S FINGERS… but make it 1970s disco. 😏
A seriously sensual Saturday-night floor-filler about one innocent little dessert.
Big bass. Sultry vocals. Echoes.

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#70sDisco #DiscoMusic #RetroMusic

[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

Pure 1970s Disco lovely!
@thismorning
How to make food …sensual !
#knickers
#puddings

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

So all this who love disco and the wonderful tale of #LoneRanger ..should here this !
@LongRanger88 #follow
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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

@80sVideoShop 🔩 THE DRILLER KILLER 🔩
One drill. One nightmare. One seriously nasty cult classic. 🎵
🔥 LOVE Video Nasties & cult horror?
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#TheDrillerKiller #VideoNasties #CultHorror

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[Kolchak Pertwee @JonPertwee1967]

🌴 CANNIBAL FEROX 🌴

One of the films that made VHS history. 📼😈
🎵 Now it's a song!

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