Jon Posen

speechwriter, seltzer expert. formerly US treasury

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willin’

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They told him about the special bomb

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Why Trump went to war: a 📌

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Read my new piece in Vogue! And read your toast from a piece of paper.

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Couples plan their weddings down to the tiniest detail. Why don’t they plan the toasts? One writer argues for the importance of an editor for your wedding speeches. https://t.co/WYBcRNsR9j

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how dare he work only ferrous metals

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megalopolis: a fable of the vessel at hudson yards

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@Maxsimile @sam_d_1995 @becauseberkeley I too believe in housing improv

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@jahorne Rewrite procurement procedures. Also more Sombritas

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@DaveCoIon But I put the second half on the other side of the bridge

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You have no idea how much La Sombrita content I have appetite for right now. I want a functionally unlimited amount of it

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@coreykilgannon

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every few years the @nytimes writes an article on real seltzer bottles (2023, 2009, 2007) and every time they get this absolute legend kenny gomberg to deliver the gospel truth

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@rexarrowfilms Oh really

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@rexarrowfilms Unquestionable truth

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@mcplanner Hear hear. No one should EVER have to go Boston.

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@janecoaston A truly perfect evening

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@nathanielpopper @waze @mrichtel I think it’s partly a legacy of how dependent early Waze was on live, user-submitted data compared to cell signals (and still is somewhat), along with it coming from an era where gamification was all the rage. But it’s definitely crazy and in LA you have to beware the “Waze left”

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@KateAronoff Wish the survey would’ve put a timeline on that q — imagine you’d have hugely different estimates for what will be profitable in 2040 or so

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people say oh yeah twitter ruined discourse but the real crime is saying MAL for mar-a-lago

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@upzone_CA I believe it will be phrased as “We recommend a further consulting engagement to analyze the feasibility of putting the fucking trash in some fucking containers”