Jon Recker

I'm the ice cream man.

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1 single Ben Folds ticket for tonight (row 6 balcony on isle) - best offer.

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This guy sitting next to me at the bar is coughing up Ebola all over the place. #toosoon

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I'm betting there's a fabulous rainbow somewhere.

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Sometimes when I fart, I can tell by the smell, I may need to poop. #takethatandchewonittwitter

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@JGfortwayne Kroger seems to be investing in the outlying stores. I'm tired of feeling 2nd rate to people with $ living outside downtown.

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I think I just got stinkbug stink in my mouth.

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I sweat so much today the Na+ came out my head. That's sodium for those who don't remember the Periodic Table.

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New socks and underwear after a nice hot shower... Pseudo-Sobriety doesn't get any better than this.

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I might need a new hat after this sweaty venture.

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@amrecker this may be out of context, but I like curating.

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@amrecker @edeckers Was ist das? Please expand.

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@RRKrueck right on the mark, but the bartender doesn't think it's gluten free.

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@RRKrueck I just tasted a beer brewed with rice yeast with botanicals and aged in a cognac barrel.

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Does anyone else giggle when they fart at a urinal?

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Sometimes inefficiencies in performance create opportunities for fun.

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Ummmm... That's not a mosquito bite.

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@RRKrueck @paigeastrong @amrecker @ShadIgney what do you expect when you are always giving us the stink eye with your photo?

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I love it when my lips tingle on the inside.

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@Jonrecker make that 3.

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Today, I've met 2 people with large moles on their face. What are the chances?