JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan

@lnly Husband - Zoe & Ian’s Dad. 25x 🏀 Rec League Champ @HoustonRockets | @Astros | @HoustonTexans | @USMNT | @USWNT | @USABasketball | @UHCougars (c/o 2012)

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Stacey King has passed away at 59 years old. A three-time NBA champion with the Chicago Bulls across eight NBA seasons after being the No. 6 pick in the 1989 draft, and a beloved broadcaster for the team in his post-playing career.

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Knicks Advance to the Finals

[Héctor Gómez @hgomez27]

BREAKING: The Houston Astros call up reliever pitcher Alimber Santa from Triple-A Sugar Land Space Cowboys.

His stats this season:

4-2, ERA 1.42, 18 G, 2 SV, 19.0 IP, 10 H, 3 ER, 7 BB, 24 SO, WHIP 0.89.

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@astros

[Houston Astros @astros]

ZACH COLE CALLS GAME!!!

#ChaseTheFight

[WNBA @WNBA]

Official ☄️

After Board of Governors approval, the Houston Comets will tip-off play in 2027. Welcome back @HoustonComets

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Brandon Clarke of the Memphis Grizzlies has died at 29 years old. RIP.

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@michaelschwab13 Not far back from wild card either.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Houston's Kevin Durant has been ruled out for Game 3 tonight against the Los Angeles Lakers due to a left ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A man in India says he made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans with a fake AI influencer named 'Emily Hart'

• Helped pay for his medical school

• Instagram's algorithm would blow up his fake content daily

• Tried a liberal version but it didn't work

“Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it"

(via @WIRED)

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@ApolloDez1 @Matthew_Gaskin This is year 1 of his 3 year extension lol. Coming off last year too where he was hurt.

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@michaelschwab13 do we sell at the deadline? look to trade Pena, Parades, and Abreu to start..

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Astros moves:
- SS Jeremy Peña to 10-day IL (grade 1 hamstring strain)
- RHP Tatsuya Imai to 15-day IL (arm fatigue)
- RHP Jayden Murray optioned
- Recalled: RHP J.P. France, LHP Colton Gordon, IF Shay Whitcomb

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@TheAstrosLocker The road to 3000.

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

Mike Tirico takes you back to the Knicks and Rockets' EPIC 7 game series in the 1994 NBA Finals.

The two teams face off Tuesday night, each looking to boost their playoff positioning, at 8PM ET on NBC and Peacock.

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

OFFICIAL: Houston Rockets owner @TilmanJFertitta's company, Fertitta Entertainment, has entered into an agreement to purchase the WNBA’s Connecticut Sun, with plans to relocate the franchise to Houston and bring back the historic Houston Comets (@HouComets) name. Pending league approval, the franchise is expected to begin play at @ToyotaCenter for the start of the 2027 @WNBA season.

Learn More: https://t.co/gV8jadCf8R

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

The Rockets are never going to win anything as long as Ime Udoka is their head coach.

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@mshap2 Yordan also free agent same time as hunter brown.. so we’ll lose both our best pitcher and hitter 🙃

[JN - Pessimistic Houston Sports Fan @JonRetro]

@DreamShakeSBN 2016 was a really fustrating watch. Year 3 with harden and dwight