JonRyanisdead

🎥 writer/director/great guy
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@thdxr That’d be @robdezendorf

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White

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I had a dream my balls ripped open and there was rice in them

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If you call someone a pedo and they only speak Spanish they’ll just think you called them a fart.

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Me in bushwick on Oct 18: I love your costume
Them: What costume?

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I’m bouta go racketeering. You tryna roll? We got an extra racket.

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Idk what racketeering is but that shit sounds fun af.

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Cantaloupe low key fell off. I haven’t seen or heard from one in a while.

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#AppleEvent Stop making iPhones bigger! What the shit?!

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@apple stop making iPhones bigger!!!! What the fuck

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Get Ready With Me

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I hope this email finds you jaggin off you pervert

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@Ben__Rickert Thanks I am the creator of this short film

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Now Chicago needs an Italian mayor

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If you say low key before its not racist

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Therapist destroys patient with facts and logic

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Walton Goggins in White Lotus made me stop taking Hims

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@matekoplanyi This was just nominated for a Webby award. Vote here!

https://t.co/Uru1qfYp7d

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I can’t explain it but 11:32am is the best time to send an intro email

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I can’t explain it but I just took a shit and now I’m really sad