John Taylor Stofflet

Enthusiast of nouns and verbs. Volunteer fun maker. Living a life stranger than fiction.

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@KaiaKalise Moin

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@HelloQuinny Your single follower from The Nature Conservancy approves of this walking egg salad humble brag @nature_org

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@herthaberlin Thanks for a great night in Madison! Wo sind die Deutsche Heute Nacht??

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@KaiaKalise Finally, a jam that gets us haha

[Mindful @MindfulOnline]

.@MarkTercek, CEO of The Nature Conservancy (@nature_org) and former Goldman Sachs investment banker, talks meditation, big business, and environmentalism—and how the three fit together. https://t.co/iM7wBIoWip

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@brennanleong Agreed! Their street banh mi's almost as good as the street cologne

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In school, students cheat because the system values high grades more than students value learning.

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Lord have mercy. We have @Lorde 🙌🏼 This is #Melodrama but I'm calling it #AlbumOfTheYear already. A brilliant work of art, on repeat all day

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I think the thing I miss most from home is my standing desk. Can't wait to be reunited with that thing. #IStandWithDesks

[moonlight girl @KaiaKalise]

We are number 9 on the ReverbNation Singer Songwriter charts for Madison, WI! https://t.co/vspmp6sfkr

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Just had to watch an ad on YouTube of a music vid for the exact same video I was about to watch. Still did not enjoy the ad #ThanksYouTube

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I got to use the phrase "just 9" in an email today, a satisfaction only @Zaccidental @brennanleong and select others could understand #Just9

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@kanyewest any interest in renting my apartment in Madison? I think you'd like it, Yeezy reupholstered everything (& everyone) in it #MBDTF

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@UChicago maybe now @billmaher will finally be allowed to give a commencement speech https://t.co/zs36jHAoZ8

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I think @KingJames may have just found someone who can fill Delly's shoes @DwyaneWade #DWadetoCLE

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Only difference between me and @neymarjr is Neymar's watching the game in person next to @justinbieber & I'm on the couch next to real duds

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@SlamDunk_69 throwing some serious shade. Thanks for the hard times

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Look out guys, Beezy season approachin' #NationalSpellingBee @ScrippsBee @rog_podge @Zaccidental

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Finally, an adult #ColoringBook for me. Thank you @chancetherapper

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@MHarrisPerry would be a great addition to the @HBO lineup. I'd love to see what she'd do with more freedom & her own agenda #MHPtoHBO