Jonny Emmott

Rule #22: Never pay for parking!

[Kendal Calling 🦌 @KendalCalling]

#KC17 unveiled! On sale 10am.

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#seeyouinthefields

[Jonny Emmott @JontyE24]

How long until these beliebers start converting to the church of Craig David?

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Ramsey's curse is at it again. Scoring goals, ending lives...

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You beautyyyyy! Up the Alex! https://t.co/2x07gkSB9J

[Crewe Alexandra @crewealexfc]

GOAL! Colchester 2-3 Crewe: Lowe, 90+3: WOW! Through ball, 20-yards & Lowey chipped the keeper! What a debut! #crewealex

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21 days into Novembeard and I'm giving off some strong groundskeeper willie vibes

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Lest we forget. We will remember them

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Sunday session with the roses! Don't mind if I do 🍋🍋

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Hollyoaks are absolutely killin' it this week!

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That joke went down like a lead balloon Tamal. Tough crowd #GBBO

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#mysportingblunder teammate waltzes past 3 defenders, unselfishly squares it to me 4 yards out for a tap in..shinned it wide of the far post

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Why are people so afraid of sharing the lift? I'm absolutely sound and I smell half decent.

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Needed more pattern to your plums there fella. Rookie #GBBO

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Straight in my basket... https://t.co/IIbXufOdEn

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Kitchen ravin', dishes not quite as blazin'! Go on @AnnieMac

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Got a lot of time for the new Foals album. She weighs in at a healthy 12.9 out of 14!

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Ed Woodward must've put a cheeky password protect on those De Gea docs #nodegeal

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Love it, gazza has a story for absolutely everything. Great bloke, even greater player

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Still reeling from that absolutely savage baguette analysis #GBBO

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All aboard the Kendalino! #seeyouinthefields

[Geraint Thomas @GeraintThomas86]

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