Jason Mimosa

mediocrity at it's best

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

was I the first to say that?

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Nations leading expert in chemsex

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

If a man and woman both choose to drink and use drugs and get drunk and high and then have sex -- which, I'm sorry to break it to people, is not a rare occurrence -- is the man guilty of rape, or is the woman guilty of rape, or is it both and neither?

If, in a male/female couple, the man gets super drunk and high and then woman doesn't, and then they have sex, is she guilty of rape?

If both the Cornell accuser and at least some of the accused voluntarily chose to drink and do drugs and have sex -- as happened -- why is the man accused of rape but not the woman?

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Look at the OP

[RthrBGolfin @RthrBGolfn]

@nypost She will likely get more jail time than Lindsey Clancy. What is the the world coming to?

[gí @1giselle_]

getting older rly ab figuring out how u can poop more and poop better

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@bennyjohnson I'm supposed to believe a guy named Anus Freedom isn't a drag queen?

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

"Oh yeah?" is the horniest sentence

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Obsession is just about dating a latina

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Gay man

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Yes they're called hideo kojima

[Diamond Dogs HR @excruuciate]

hideo kojima strutting to kylie minogue feels like something wired for a very specific subset of gay people

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Yes

[wear a mask! @wrath_776]

It's funny how mad this made drivers but if a pedestrian or cyclist blocked a car travel lane theyd call for their death

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@Jawmuncher Why is this my profile picture

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@benaveryisgood

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@FantasyReceipts

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@ReddCinema

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@BeigeFrequency There goes that empathy you were talking about yesterday

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@JoeListComedy are you in San antonio

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@GuruFantasyWrld D- here what do y'all think?

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Neither of them look like Megan Fox

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Fox talks about ‘Love Is Blind’ star Chelsea Blackwell's comparison to her:

“I didn't watch it, but I think in general, no one deserves to get bullied. I don't think she deserved that. I think people went way too hard. I did see a picture of her. A hundred thousand percent, people have told her, 'You kind of look like Megan Fox.' So I believe she's telling the truth and I hope like she still has that sparkle in her eye. I hope the world didn't steal it from her. Mine died long ago from being bullied for 20 years. So I hope that didn't happen to her. Best wishes and blessings.”

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

Give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna ask for a cigarette

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@raincheck210 You should check out the Winnie the Pooh movie

[Jason Mimosa @jonusTron]

@ZASpookshow @ChrisFromBklyn Check out Squealer on Peacock. Such a good bad movie