Jonathan Vanderzon

| actor | still figuring out this whole twittering thing

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People keep posting “When you realize 2022 is pronounced 2020 too”

But if 2022 were a movie, it’d be pronounced “2020 2” and I feel like a bad sequel would be way worse

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I may have discovered time travel y’all...

All you have to do is turn on your radio (remember that thing?) and tune into a pop radio station.

The songs will instantly bring you back to 4 months ago in TikTok time.

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Me: Ooff it’s getting late. Better make like a baby...
Sister: You can’t “head ou-
Me: ... and cry myself to sleep!
Sister:
Me:

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*tries to connect to wifi

Computer: 📶 nO iNtErNeT, sEcUrEd

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Take 2

My Idea: While in isolation, Netflix or (@Netflix_CA) could curate monthly themed anthologies of indie shorts

I summon thee @VancityReynolds, oh supporter of indie films! If you think it’s nifty, and twitter thinks it’s nifty, maybe we won’t have to rewatch #tigerking

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You know that anthology of shorts “Love Death + Robots” on Netflix?

What if while production is shut down...@netflix were to pitch monthly themes and accept short-film submissions from INDIE filmmakers?

They could make anthologies with the BEST shorts from across the globe!

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@VinceBenvenuto I don’t even wanna look at my google drive 🙈

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Yeah, public socializing is cool, but have you ever deleted 1300 unread e-mails and unsubscribed from 40 mailing lists?

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Quarantine Diaries Entry #78

Dad: We keep losing water pressure... I have to go out to buy a seal
Sister: Cute, I love seals

Send help

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@PlanetFitness Omg lol 🤣🤣🤣

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I’m glad @PlanetFitness is a #judgementfreezone cuz at this point I’m basically Spongebob

#thosewhoknowknow

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If you ignore social distancing protocol and then post about it, ima unfollow you. I call it, social media distancing.

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@binettea93 Make a statement. Go in a hazmat suit.

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I’ll always remember #Oscars2020. Not just because of the historic relevance, but because as a Canadian with no Television provider, I somehow ended up watching a Spanish dubbed livestream of a public Mexican TV channel.

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Okay if a kid knocks at my door tomorrow, I‘m not gonna punish them for their parents’ decision to postpone trick or treating... but you better believe all the candy will be Christmas themed 🎃🎄

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Me: I’ll be there in like 45 minutes

Friend: Regular 45 or Montreal 45?

Me: Regular, google maps says 25 minutes.

Friend: Gotcha, see you in Montreal 25 👌🏼

#traffic #montreal #saturdaydrive

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Yo the Allergy Struggle is REAL these days 🤧

Anyone else have to psych themselves up before they can venture outdoors?

I feel like it’s just getting worse and worse...

#allergyseason2019

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New extreme sport:

Trying to find your google maps destination with TCONNECT when you’re already in a moving cart...

#TTC #TCONNECT

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I just unfollowed a meme page on Instagram because my meme needs are now being met by another meme page... Is this what it feels like to betray someone? I don’t like it.

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@binettea93 I went to see it Thursday! So good 😭😭😭