Julian Parker

In my world, I'm great.

[Julian Parker @Jools_Parker]

@ProfBrianCox William Shatner must be involved in this somehow 🤔

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Well @zurich, I just received a letter from you guys telling me I've moved address from my current address, to my current address! 👏

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@elizabeth__db @fesshole This is soooo on point. The number of times I've said to my wife "You'd NEVER talk to anyone else like this." Yet I'm the one she's meant to love 🤔

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@Glinner The sad thing is that the John Lewis management will see themselves as being inclusive and "progressive", patting themselves on their backs for doing their part. Clearly without thinking through the real life impacts to a huge majority of their workforce, for the tiny minority.

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GG #Ticketmaster on getting properly prepared for this event.... noobs.

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@KateBurkeNHS That's a special kind of MK Hospital yellow in the bottom left corner of the frame 😂

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@PolitlcsUK He obviously sacrificed integrity. And height.

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@Lottie_games Lottie! I miss you! GG on seeing the aurora tho, I got diddly squat round my neck of the woods :/

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@NoContextBrits Bellend

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@CreepyOrg Pulled a hair out of my nose.... on a third attempt 😬

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@NoContextBrits Aight

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@LNRailway Thanks Jonty.

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@LNRailway Guys, I had my train cancelled on 16th Jan, and submitted a Delay Repay claim. This was rejected due to you finding no delay?! I appealed with more details, and that also got incorrectly rejected. I can no longer appeal this obviously incorrect decision. What next?

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I was seeing a woman called Rosemary for about a year. Whenever I went down on her I'd sniff and say "ahh, I love the smell of Rosemary". She mentioned it numerous times as one of the reasons we were breaking up.

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@Schlippertysch1 @pstymail @BorisJohnson @Conservatives @TheBigCons I can't even stand seeing pictures of the guy. Imagine that on you 🤮

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@PicturesFoIder Cosmic Sin is legit the worst film I've ever seen.... it just makes you appreciate how hard it actually is to make a film

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@fesshole Wait a minute.... a Fesshole comments section... with NO John Peel meme??? 😲 Letsgoooo!

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@ajWasThere @gazzabiker Why would you doubt the authenticity of my tweet? Why would I make this up? Strange.

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@NoContextBrits You bellend