Simon Hills

Office 9 to 5 then Rock Lord after

[Simon Hills @Joonwar]

Well done ‘Merica, you really are getting what you deserve

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Donald Trump couldn’t even pronounce his latest executive order let alone appear to understand it – 15 presidential takedowns
https://t.co/JTGpxJiHlu

[Simon Hills @Joonwar]

@Richard_Kadrey Count Binface is a bit of a legend when it comes to trolling the far right

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

The legend that was Rik Mayall reading Georges Marvellous Medicine for Jackanory. Totally and utterly brilliant.

[Simon Hills @Joonwar]

@CNBC Embarrassing seeing a once credible channel buying in to this shit show and not calling it out for what it is.

[Simon Hills @Joonwar]

@CNBC RIP journalistic integrity. A puff piece with a war criminal. Hope it was worth the money. History will not look kindly upon you.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Simon Hills @Joonwar]

@SkySports About 18 months?

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about the £5m.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about his support for the Iran War.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about Nathan Gill.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget his support for Trump, Orban, Le Pen and Milei.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about his antisemitism.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about DOGE failing.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about the Clacton house.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about the councillors dropping like flies.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about the council leaders sacked for racism and ineptitude.

Nigel Farage wants you to forget about the racist candidates, the misogynists, anti-Muslims, the hypocritical and criminal Reform UK candidates.

Tell everyone, don’t let anyone forget.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

WOW! "Britain's future lies with Europe - and one day, back in the European Union."

Former health secretary @wesstreeting says the UK needs a new special relationship with Europe, as he calls Brexit a 'catastrophic mistake' 👏

[Visit Southend @VisitSouthend]

BOOK NOW ✅
Join Southend Museums for a screening of much-loved comedy mockumentary ‘This is Spinal Tap’ as part of the ‘Cult Classics’ series at the Beecroft Cinema Club.
📅 Thursday 28 May | Doors 6PM
📌Beecroft Gallery Lecture theatre
👉https://t.co/pmP65n2mkI

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Nothing says "not idolatry" like praying over a giant golden statue of the president

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Labour has released its banned party political broadcast containing quotes from Reform UK politicians

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday.

These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Trump’s Easter tweet does that sound like a mentally well person? Grok’s response:

No, that post does not read like the writing of a mentally well person in any conventional, professional, or diplomatic sense.
Here’s why it stands out as erratic and concerning, even by Trump’s long-established personal style:
• Profanity and casual vulgarity: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards” — this is raw, unfiltered street-level trash talk, not the language of a head of state issuing a high-stakes military ultimatum. Presidents (even blunt ones) have historically used stronger rhetoric through channels that maintain some gravitas. This feels like an angry late-night text.
• Bizarre, childish phrasing: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one” sounds like a kid describing a theme park event (“it’s Christmas and birthday all in one!”). Framing potential bombing of critical infrastructure (power plants and bridges, which would cause massive civilian suffering) as cutesy “Days” is surreal and detached.
• Incoherent religious flourish: Ending with “Praise be to Allah” right after threatening hell on a Muslim-majority country is jarring, tone-deaf, and reads like a troll or a confused mash-up. It undercuts any serious message and adds to the sense of rambling.
• Overall tone: All-caps yelling (“JUST WATCH!”), exclamation overload, and threats that mix bravado with vagueness. It lacks structure, policy context, or strategic clarity — it reads more like emotional venting than calculated statecraft.
This fits a broader pattern with Trump: impulsive, hyperbolic social media posting that often blurs the line between negotiation tactic, personal grievance, and performance. Supporters often call it “unfiltered” or “strong”; critics (including some in his own orbit over the years) have repeatedly described similar outbursts as unhinged, erratic, or evidence of declining impulse control.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

A new study shows people learn to lie and deceive as children, with the youngest example seen in a 10 month old baby and one of the oldest examples in a 79-year-old baby

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“The challenge for us is to do it not after the carnage and the mass murder, but instead of the carnage and the mass murder”

— Carl Sagan

Credit: @carlsagandotcom

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

🚨ON 16 MARCH PARLIAMENT WILL DEBATE A PETITION FOR BY-ELECTIONS TO BE TRIGGERED AUTOMATICALLY WHEN MP’S DEFECT

Contact your MP NOW and ask them to attend and support the petition

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

The Clacton Resident's Association attempting to recover their MP from Donald Trump.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Perhaps, in retrospect, there would be little motivation even for malevolent extraterrestrials to attack the Earth; perhaps, after a preliminary survey, they might decide it is more expedient just to be patient for a little while and wait for us to self-destruct.”

— Carl Sagan