Jo L-B

the Great Outdoors

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

ill just go out and say it: i kind of fuck with daylight savings

[brent @murrman5]

Losing an hour on international women’s day weekend. Naw that don’t sit right with me

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[Eli @rats7]

I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

before we all lose our minds over spotify wrapped lets remember its literally data

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

Tall people act like they earned it

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

this chilled white wine pairs perfectly with my bacon fusilli

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

the hard part about being sober is that i would really fucking like a glass of wine right now

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

grocery carts should be illegal

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

I dont think ive seen enough pics of the northern lights today

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

I’m a whore for Beethoven

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

doing this at work

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

One person cooks while the other person drinks alcohol nearby. It's literally a perfect system.

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

happy hour is a sliding scale

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

engaged is so boring

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

People are fucking weird man

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

the only characteristics i look for in a friend:
- enthusiastic
- reliable
- likes to drink

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

“if i could trade 20 years of my life for a little bit of Tember’s gayness i would”

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

Flip flop friday

[Jo L-B @Jooooooolb]

nothing like the freedom of wearing flip flops