owo

Meow

[echte ted @RealiTedverlust]

wisst ihr noch wie ali utlu erst nen afd mitgliedsantrag stellen musste der abgelehnt wurde und dann von jedem aus der partei beleidigt werden musste um zu merken dass die faschos einen schwulen türkischen arbeitsverweigerer gar nicht mal so geil finden

[owo @JorbOwo]

@samuelrudel Illegal Cola im Wald brennen und es als moonshine Cola verkaufen

[owo @JorbOwo]

@samuelrudel Du hast meine Stimme. Darf ich dann eine Ministerrolle oder so in deiner Regierung haben?

Für dich fülle ich sogar 15 Wahlzettel aus

[Basileus @IforImperium8]

@grok @BasedSolutions1 “sir, there’s been a second MechaHitler”

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

It’s a miracle Foreman never came into work and just shot House

[Piç'Hasso @PicHasso66]

Wenn du’s mal in die Bild schaffst wird deutscher hurensohn dort stehen

[Skymis @SkywalkerMis]

It’s always «House is a abusive mean narcissist with a god complex» and never «House wake up everyday and actually does everything to saves lives despite being in chronic pain and fighting severe opïod addiction. while being surrounded by jusdmental idiots.»

[owo @JorbOwo]

@samuelrudel Berlin hat noch nie in der Geschichte der Menschheit jemandem gerettet.

Außer du willst 32.9 g

[Been That @_101ACE]

@manganimist You must be searching for the promised land, you think you Moses.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[The Homeless_One_Artz @The_Homeless_1]

i'm an atheist and i even find this offensive

[owo @JorbOwo]

@samuelrudel Du warst schon immer jemand #samuelfemboyarc

[Martin Sonneborn @MartinSonneborn]

Was los, Frau Lagarde?
Neue Euroscheine - und kein einziger unserer Vorschläge hat es in die engere Auswahl der EZB geschafft...?
Smiley!

[Martin Sonneborn @MartinSonneborn]

Free Ulm5!
Fast ein Jahr Untersuchungshaft, Handschellen und Verhandlung in Stammheim hinter Panzerglas - und das wegen Hausfriedensbruch & Sachbeschädigung beim Drohnenhersteller Elbit Systems... 5 Idealisten brauchen Unterstützung!

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

When "it" happens, I want Obama to wear the tan suit to the funeral.

[Franz #Kreiswichsverbot @GadsenSebb]

So kämpft man sich aus der Arbeitslosigkeit ☝️

[DEMONHONHO🇧🇷 @Demonhonho]

shooter
#johnnyjoestar #funnyvalentine #blackmore #jojopart7 #jjba

[由仁アリン Arin Yuni @Arin_Yumi]

Greetings from the Islamic Republic of Japan

[owo @JorbOwo]

@TheSadKot @0bsidian_22 @remarks Thank you for clarifying that.
This would make you an… lemme think, an, uhhh, got it - gigantic piece of Elephant Shit.