theitsybitchyspider

I'm on twitter to watch Trump crash and burn

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@KarenKilgariff Bay Area native here and I only knew about half of these!

https://t.co/cgDliz6I2D

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@joshgad Are those masks new or used?! If they are used, ugh I hope those kids washed their hands…oh wait. Probably not

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@acidhelm @Caltrain @sfmta_muni @MarylandMudflap @kurtbraunohler

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

If we are being forced to live in a Veep plot line, I DEMAND MORE TONY HALE #Elections2020

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@xoxoivonnex @JensenandHoles please do this case!

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@aiukliAfrika Is this an AITA cause I think I have an answer

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@Rude_Astrology I’m outraged but it’s true so 🙃

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

KNOW THIS GUY? Redwood City police need your help identifying this man, who was seen on surveillance footage swinging the dog (pictured below) into the air by its leash, then slamming it to the ground.

If you know him, contact Redwood City PD immediately https://t.co/cijRSdW5gG

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@lasagnabby Hmmm if anything it’s Witch Girl Autumn or Farmer Fall as most of the Fall/Autumn holidays and celebrations were based on pagan rituals and community celebrations over the harvest. Literally not a Christian Girl in sight. 🎃🔮🍁

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@DonCheadle *NODS IN STUPID 😂😂😂

[urlocaldonut @ ig ✨ @eveestg]

THEY PLAYED THE WRONG SONG FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM I-

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@woo_ahhh Why would you throw out the white little mermaid if you love her so much?! Wait for the new one, buy that one, and THEN throw it in the trash smh

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@george_capen @tedcruz @Nike Thank you for your service, both in the military & on twitter 🇺🇸♥️

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@Jess_Ran_away @BuffyTransue @ABC Btws you never answered how many kids you have! If you have any please tell me your secret to never getting impatient or annoyed them...I bet you could be a billionaire with that advice!!!

[theitsybitchyspider @Jordache85]

@Jess_Ran_away @BuffyTransue @ABC I never said kids were angry assholes. Just assholes lol. They are testing their limits. It’s what they do. But to pretend they are perfect and can do no wrong is even more damaging to their development then occasionally saying on Twitter that kids can be assholes.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him,

Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat.
Thanks!
Adam

cc: @senatemajldr @McConnellPress

[wayfairwalkout @wayfairwalkout]

At 1:30 p.m., tomorrow, we're asking employees to leave their desks and walk to Copley Square to show our numbers and make this demand. #wayfairwalkout