Jordan

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

There are 18,000 police departments in the US. How is reform possible? One approach would be a new George Floyd Police Misconduct division of the DOJ with a budget of $6 billion a year. Hire thousands of federal agents to investigate police misconduct. Have Val Demings run it.

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

Lord Farquad would have been a successful capitalist.

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

I have only ever seen Karens’s be offended over being told ‘Happy Holidays’. I have never seen anyone mad at being told ‘Merry Christmas’???

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

@Web_MDee I think that is supposed to be sleep bro.

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

If I ever tell you something that I ‘read’. I actually just read the head line and decided that was all I needed.

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Two words...No Mercy

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

@imchrisgiffin ok boomer

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

How am I supposed to pull myself up by my bootstraps when I honestly don’t know what bootstraps are...

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

I am built like Waluigi and proud! #bodypositivty

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Would’ve been a lot cooler if Kanye made an album about Satan

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Cops Be Acting In Every Scary Movie 😂😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl got a 3.5 on imdb and honestly we can do better.

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

Bath and body works tried to finesse me and act like ‘boardwalk vanilla cone’ isn’t just ‘toasted marshmallow’ with a different label.

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

@__VIC But we can stay friends. 😘

[Jordan @Jordamn_son]

@__VIC We talked about this. Don’t go or I will divorce you.