Jordan Revenaugh

you can't buy happiness, but you can buy nutella

[MK202312 @MN456782]

Everyone arriving on Twitter for the start of the presidential debate.
#Debate2024

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

3 fun facts for MAGA

1. There are 0 recorded cases of post-birth abortions (they don't exist)
2. There are 0 recorded cases of a school nurse performing gender-affirming surgery (duh)
3. You are in a cult

Have a good day

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s been nearly 7 years and we’re still here

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

For reference, exactly zero kids have died this year from being read to by a drag queen.

[Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki]

Trump v. Biden

Age
Trump: Old
Biden: Old

Average COVID deaths per day
Trump: 1,215
Biden: 455

COVID deaths most recent week in office
Trump: 24,690
Biden: 80

Total jobs added
Trump: -2.720M
Biden: +15.722M

Total jobs added outside COVID
Trump: +6.409M/36 months (178,028 per/)
Biden: +6.290M/24 months (262,083 per/)

Manufacturing jobs added
Trump: -192k
Biden: +733k

Inflation
Trump: +1600% (from May '20 to the end of his term)
Biden: -67.0% (from June '22 to June '24)

Immigration actions
Trump: 472 (over 4 years)
Biden: 535 (over 3 years)

Southern border arrests
Trump: 1.4M (2019-2020, 24 months)
Biden: 5.0M+ (first 26 months)

Lies told
Trump: 30,573 (over 4 years)
Biden: Not even close to that

Approval abroad
Trump: 28%
Biden: 43%

Companies bankrupted
Trump: 6
Biden: 0

Times impeached
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Felony convictions
Trump: 34
Biden: 0

Felony charges pending
Trump: 54
Biden: 0

Times liable for fraud
Trump: 1
Biden: 0

Times liable for defamation
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Times liable for rape
Trump: 1
Biden 0

Supporters arrested for actions on 1/6/2021
Trump: 1,265
Biden: 0

On Epstein list?
Trump: Yes
Biden: No

This race should NOT be close!
#VoteBlue #MAGACultMorons

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

As a Christian. As an American.

I just don’t know how you can read Project 2025 and come away thinking “this is how I want my neighbors to be treated. This is the kind of “freedom” I want for myself.”

Opposing Project 2025 isn’t partisan.

It’s patriotic. It’s Christ-like.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Justice Sotomayor warned us in her dissent that, based on the majority decision, Trump could take out his opponents, take bribes, and lead a coup while president—and be immune to being held accountable.

He really could become the dictator that he promised to be on day one.

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

Seriously, what is wrong with The New York Times that it would publish a column like this on the 4th of July?

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

The United States on July 4, 1776:

[Artemis 🏹 FREE PALESTINE @SaintAssya]

Let’s start with actual rapists going to jail first

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

"I've left the cult of science" she declared on her livestream sent over high-speed internet while speaking into a sound amplification device, staring at a laptop computer, and drinking from a vessel designed to keep hot and cold liquids at their original temperature.

[Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸 @ethanmwolf]

I don’t know about you, but I would love it if the New York Times and Washington Post spent a little bit of their time and energy to ask the convicted felon to drop out of the race.

[Kiki Ball-Change @kikiballchange]

Some thoughts.
1. I will vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is in November.
2. Biden is old.
3. Trump is a dictator.
4. I’m not happy with my two options.
5. I’m voting for the future of the Supreme Court.
6. I’m voting for the future of democracy.
7. I’m so scared/anxious.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ryan Reynolds recreates Taylor Swift’s ‘evermore’ album cover on the set of ‘Deadpool & Wolverine.’

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“With fear for our Democracy, I dissent.”

I can’t stop thinking about this.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i know "trends" are cyclical and apparently that includes womens bodies, but i'm very interested to understand more about why ~heroine chic~, extreme thinness, and ozempic are so prevalent now after what felt like a period of greater body positivity and size inclusivity

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Just want to be 100% clear about the primary causual mechanism here:

Texas' abortion ban is forcing mothers to carry pregnancies with fetal abnormalities to term, then watch their babies suffer and die.

It's unfathomable cruelty. It's the MAGA vision for the future.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There have been more than 64,000 pregnancies resulting from rape in just 14 red states since the fall of Roe.
When Republicans force a woman to carry her rapist’s baby to term, her reproductive autonomy is taken from her twice.
Enough is enough.
Vote.

#VoteDemToRestoreRoe