Jordie

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[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

@Twice_Painted 🍄 🌙

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖎 the Baelien 👽 @Lucii_Baelien]

@pearlythingz @DrewAfualo Like are you shitting me?

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

Ope 🫠🥲😂

[kemi @kemimarie]

don’t get pregnant in september

[Kayla @kaylamellis_]

parking at hospitals should be free and I will die on this hill

the audacity to ask people who are struggling emotionally/physically/mentally to PAY to be in a place where they don’t even want to be in the first place 😠😤

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

@samxox95 It’s even worse because my MOM is the landlord and we’ve given him multiple dates and he NEVER follows through with it, but we’re too nice and he knows that and takes advantage of us. But we will go to the police at this point. It’s gone too far

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

When you broke up with your baby daddy 149 days ago, but he refuses to move out of your fucking house, owes you months of rent and utilities, never watches your daughter, and goes to Diggs EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. Someone please help me.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“tea is nasty, it's for old people”

me :

[Luka Ivan Jukic @lijukic]

Genuinely mind boggling that America had hundreds of nice European-style cities that with the country’s current wealth could have become some of the nicest cities in the world and they just chose to destroy (almost) all of them

[Devan Coggan @devancoggan]

why does Pedro Pascal look like he's about to tell you that you have bewitched him, body and soul

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

I know I said no new pride and prejudice but like what if

[Jhay @jhayusb]

just need to lego of some stress

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

CRAB RANGOON GRILLED CHEESE WITH SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE?! Slay

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

It���s not a family vacation unless my parents lecture me on how I’m “not really using my bachelors degree” and also try to make me feel like the job that I FINALLY actually love “isn’t enough” to get by these days 🥲🙃

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what I need right now is a full sugar Coca Cola so cold and so crispy it feels like I’m swallowing needles. I need a Coca Cola so carbonated it could be considered torture by top human rights organizations

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

PLEASE

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

I just told my male best friend I wanted a septum piercing and he said “why don’t you do something productive like everyone else and get a bbl” 🥲

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

I sincerely need @systemofadown to perform at @Bonnaroo or I’m gonna be one very upset girl.

[Jordie @JordanAddison11]

I fucking hate men