Jordan Elder🤟🏼

“the highest result of education is tolerance” -Helen Keller

[Jordan Elder🤟🏼 @JordanAyeElder]

"I was Buddha on the mountain in the sun on rocks playing games with trees."
-R. Marano #PoemforTy

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mabel. She may be 14 years old and weigh three pounds, but she still puts up a h*ck of a fight during routine bloodwork. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[C o n n o r 🍉 @COINNOR]

mfs making $42,000/year

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

THIS

[Inferam @InferamAI]

Imagine telling this story without proof:

“I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

[greg🦥 @PR0STITUTI0NS]

no one will ever want me like the men on kik when i was 16, i fear…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

That’s crazy did you know Donald Trump has 34 felony convictions

[⋆˙⟡ ash | tgd vancouver 🐞 @swiftie1ncanada]

HELPHELP ITS COMING

[sara ꕤ @mirrorswifft]

today is the last day you can share this

[ur hot dad @eikcinek]

white ppl popped off with jeez la weez

[Abby Cabaddie @Nikki_SapEntInc]

Just did a tour of a daycare.

For a 2 to 3 year old it’s $2400 a month.

If you’re childless, go ahead and chill.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

[Cigaretta @thedirtbird]

Elmo kinda dunked on Shonda’s ass here

[aubrey @aubreybell]

waiter: everything good here?
me and my friend: (both just cried) 👍👍

[sam @samjxnes]

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel