Jordan Borg

I was brought to this earth out of my alien mothers asshole. Sent here to fight crime and seek justice.. Sort of like batman but more borgasmic.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

When you find @pakalupapito picking up 😉 #pakalupapito #somuchgame

[The Arsenal @DareToWenger]

Van Dijk should be one of our main targets this summer. He's a complete CB, PL proven & just 25.

Kos is 31 and can't play every game.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

The strong move quiet.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

I'M SIGNING IN FOR THE 1ST TIME IN OVER A YR TO SAY THAT THESE TWO FLIES GOT JIGGY RIGHT NEAR ME AND LIKE IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT LIFE N SHIT

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

The Arsenal game, while listening to Red Hot Chilli Peppers & beers. Life.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

@usainbolt I think after all these years Manchester United have no reason not to give you a good ol crack! #Paceupfront just what they need.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

The moon tonight is beautiful.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

Joy ! #RMAvSPO

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#Zizou the next Pep.

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#CHEvEFC
Found out two things this game:
1. Ivanovic has lost it, and he is clearly not what he once was.
2. One of the games of the season

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#squad

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

This literally depicts my life. https://t.co/SzXZ6dJm4l

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

@JordanBorg1 an absolute dream. #HalaMadrid #ZIZUO #Timetostepup

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

The greatest player to ever grace the game Zizuo, is now back home and in charge of the club. Been dreaming of this since he retired in 06'

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#EVEvSTO This is the perfect example of why having former champions league winners improve the quality of your game. Super Super Stoke

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#Hazard needs a Madrid move to revive his career

[Jordan Borg @JordanBorg1]

#Vangaal seems unwell.