JoLuca

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@caylamarie123 Smoothies!

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Today I learned that I am related to Ulysses S. Grant.

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What is sleep?

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@caylamarie123 Yummmmmm

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I’m asking for a friend, someone tells you that, “if you work out, you would have the body of an Instagram model.”

Is that a compliment or an insult?

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I think it’s interesting that Clorox owns Burt’s Bees.

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I’m that person that is pumping gas and poor cashier has to come out and help me. Hahahhaa you pull a lever. What needed help. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@jstratton03 @stitchfix Sounds exactly like what my tweet is. 😂😂😂😂

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If I send someone money can you buy me clothes. I just don’t know what to do with myself.

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I really like to go to Starbucks and ask for a large just to see their faces 😘

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@ayavaniski_ Okay, I seen this website all over the place but I was afraid. Also. How do I dress my age?

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Where do normal 30 year olds buy clothing? Cause I don’t know what to do with my wardrobe.

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@robrien8 I totally understand the tooth fairy now

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My child is growing molars and it SUCKSSSSSSSS

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Onward might be my favorite Disney movie.

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The time change is fucking stupid.

Love this tired mom.

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My whole console in my car is touch screen. And to show you a barely use the heater. I forgot how to turn it on.

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@kiaburd Farmers almanac is predicting a cold and wet winter for us. 😭😭😭😭

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@caylamarie123 🥰❤️❤️ always

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I want my dresssssssssss.
It won’t be here until March. Ugh.