Jordan Frugé

Musician, Wine Consultant, Cold Beer Processing Factory, Tree Worshiping Druid, Lover of Women, and Master of Halloween Costumes.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@SixtUSA has a good scam going. Stole money from me, and then lied about it. Seems like something they’ve gotten good at doing. Avoid.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@oldwaver lookin to make out. #80s

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@TheHardline3to7 a Danny Balis Greatest Ticket Hits. The public needs it. Such legendary offerings as: Stick it in ya Tailpipe, Golf Takes Priority over the Show, and When She Made Mud. I can’t think of a better Christmas present for Evey P1.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@NotJackKemp FBI Agent: “Think of the risks!”
Chuck Norris: “…think of the steaks…”
…Danny Balis: “‼️😳‼️”

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@badkaratemovie one thing I may miss the very most, is the treasured wealth of fantastic comedy songs you have made over the years. Please please please can we have an album of Danny Balis Greatest Ticket Hits? I’d pay good money. For real.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@NotJackKemp White Rock Reaper. Get that good alliteration.

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@nathanone @Fourdayweekend Ha. Not exactly. We rarely record things from the live shows. But I’m glad you like it!

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@thehangzone @dfwticket Skinny Santa Dan is my new leader.

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@corbydavidson “We should’ve seen Jan 6th coming right then.”
…<slow clap>

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@NotJackKemp In the Toy Story world, Lightyear was a TV show or movie. Just like Woody was in an old TV show, which was explored in Toy Story 2.

[Sir Daniel, Esq. @badkaratemovie]

Artist rendering of Dallas Cowboy Ron Kazoo prior to DUI arrest. #ronkazoo @corbydavidson @SportsSturm

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@SportsSturm let Corbsnake know he’s done a mix up. Ving Rhames isn’t Michael Clarke Duncan. May he rest in piece.

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@SportsSturm Definitely would’ve bought ‘Portland in 6’. Was just telling someone about it a couple days ago. Unfortunately this year wasn’t different. Ah well, maybe next year.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@BandLab Having trouble with a cakewalk account, and going in circles with your website's provided links getting me nowhere. Need help!

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/WorsbaEVmL Final Fantasy XV in a nutshell

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/LQhAFxjfP8 Emmanuel

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/VsrDCZmJ5V FALLOUT 76: What Happens When You LAUNCH A NUKE in Fallout 76!! (Nuking Downtown

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@smashleyhamer Boy, do I have an interesting story about 23andme, were you ever interested in interesting.

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

@directvnow your 24/7 chat ignored me, and there’s no other way to get help. So, where do I go from here?

[Jordan Frugé @Jordaneus]

Give a listen. You won’t regret it. https://t.co/w8LxJQxL1x

[Four Day Weekend @4daywkd]

Episode 2 of the Happy Accidents podcast is up! This week cast members @4dayjosh and @Bowling4day talk about their path to performing with Four Day Weekend, as well as various successes and failures throughout. Enjoy! Subscribe! https://t.co/HrenlVMgT0