Jordan Fielder

A series of unfortunate events

[Jordan Fielder @JordanFielderr]

Wish my car was as low as your morals

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And then refuse to tell you when you can ever expect to receive it back

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Imagine travelling for nearly 30 hours just to find out @British_Airways didn’t put your suitcase on your last flight

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When ur leaving the country next week and have so much to do but you jusg keep panic baking banana bread

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My favourite Christmas present was the look of disappointment on Adam’s face after i convinced him they put Santa hats on Stonehenge and we drive past with the window down and his camera out for him to find out they in fact, do not put Christmas hats on rocks

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There’s a horrible stain on my drivers seat and I dunno whether to just hope people dont bring it up or admit I sat on a capri sun

[Jordan Fielder @JordanFielderr]

My manager asked what type of bird I would be and I said a seagull so I could steal everyone’s chips

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Planning my outfits for Vienna around a pair of @FairfaxFavor boots that I don’t own yet lol

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@SkincareRhode can you pls ship to the UK now, I am DYING to try this 🍩

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As if mum asked to swap cars for a long weekend so I give it to her with a full tank and she chucks me her keys tells me her fuel lights on and leaves

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As if my bf refuses to go in my golf because it doesn’t have AC like bruh the fucking roof comes off????

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Selling on fb marketplace be like ?????

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@FairfaxFavor @VickieeDennis lol oh look it’s you again Vickie

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Take that back the dogs a twat 🙃

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The goodest girl xx

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Cici 💘

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Chances on me convincing my bf the golf was always on bbs and I didn’t spend out on new wheels when we’re supposed to be saving for a house?

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@FairfaxFavor @VickieeDennis ur my only friend sorry x

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Welcoming another spaniel into our lives 💜

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Ibiza next week 🍉🍹☀️

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@ohpolly I’m going to Ibiza in a few weeks and I just don’t know what to wear