Jordan Galvan

[Jordan Galvan @JordanGalvan2]

@brandeelyn104 @RyanDettman lol

[Jordan Galvan @JordanGalvan2]

@brandeelyn104 @RyanDettman Well that's just plain rude

[Jordan Galvan @JordanGalvan2]

@RyanDettman @brandeelyn104 @ClassyLeopard I'm not even exactly sure how to use twitter lol

[Jordan Galvan @JordanGalvan2]

@RyanDettman @brandeelyn104 @ClassyLeopard damn you for bringin up memory lane... Lol

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

The three most effective types of birth control: 1. Condoms 2. The Pill 3. Wearing Crocs

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

What i'm playing tonight http://t.co/DpYjDSST

[Kanye West @KanyyeWestt]

Love is like war, easy to start, but hard to stop.

[Jordan Galvan @JordanGalvan2]

@RyanDettman haha

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

No ass = No pass to wear yoga pants.

[That Spoiled Bitch @ThSpoiledBitch]

Bitches who can't handle their alcohol #YouNeedJesus

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

So i heard you like bad guys huh!!? Not tryna brag or anything... but i watched PG-13 movies when i was 11 ... #ThugLife

[Glen Quagmire @quagmireparody_]

I like to walk past people in public taking photos and yell, "YUCK! DELETE"

[Kelso @Kelso_Parody]

That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

That scene in I am Legend where Will Smiths dog dies is more emotional than all the Twilight movies put together.