Jordan Haslacker

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

I am crying rn 😞

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

@lil_meeks_ Are you for? Or against it? 👀

[auntie Cie. @cienice_]

Serial killer eyes. Good!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

What if Area 51 is like Men in black’s headquarters…. They have aliens & humans working together…

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“Don’t text me for 24 hours or I’ll block you for 48.”

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

Has anyone checked on Dr.Phil lately?

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

I think my cousin does crack

[Natalie @Nattconley]

Respectfully you have a better chance of getting chased by a dog than me

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“I mean we could always be farmers.”

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“Isn’t it weird trains cross the street?”

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

A snack wrap would absolutely hit rn

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

Imagine if Danny DeVito was the next James Bond

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“Do you have to study for a marriage license?”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Can’t believe what was behind Musgrove’s ear

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“Stealin hearts n blowin farts.”

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

I be forgetting Ric Flair is a real person

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“I went in the bathroom and cried over barbecue sauce.”

[Jordan Haslacker @JordanHaslacker]

“I could butt chug some soup rn.” - my manager