Jordan🌻

better sexy and racy than sexist and racist.

[Jordan🌻 @JordanKianaaa]

I just want the people in my life to be happy.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

no one speak to me.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it. Y’all think we judging you but it’s by the measure you are judging is what’s happening! And she claim to want to help the students but didn’t want to ask the parents for permission to do it. Where do these women get the audacity? You can’t control our kids!! Please everyone repost this!!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

hypothetically,

if I was going to nominate a film about a badger,
starring a badger,
called "Badger,"
for best picture...

I would also nominate the badger, right?

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Every now and then we get the rare story about a Christian leader actually following the teachings of Jesus, and it often coincides with them being arrested.

This is actual religious persecution of a Christian by the state. An actual violation of religious liberty.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

BREAKING: The United States just vetoed a resolution by the entire world calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. Our collective rage doesn’t seem to be enough to move these monsters.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

The latest posts from Motaz, Bisan, Ismail Jood and more Palestinian journalists are heartbreaking. They have lost any hope of surviving.
They have done everything they could just to share what's happening with us while trying to survive a genocide. I have no words.

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

This is called the red herring fallacy, when one tries to distract from the topic at hand. It looks like someone really doesn’t want to talk about the truth—that they are trying to cut critical education funding.

[Zareen. @b_zareen]

For as long as I live I will never forget that we have created a world where children have to hold a press conference saying they want to live.

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

Spoken like guy who tried to take another man’s pants off in front of children.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hikers coming uphill usually have the right of way. If you’re descending, step aside and give space to the people heading up. Smile and tell them not to worry about spider webs because your tall friend already found them all.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

.@littledebbie I’d like to speak to Deborah please

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if German children can learn the truth about the Holocaust, American children can learn the truth about slavery. what are you people so fucking afraid of

[Jordan🌻 @JordanKianaaa]

There really ain’t much worse than being sick when it’s 95° out..

[jurídico joan ferguson @callasspoem]

is that a mf barbra streisand reference