Jordan Martinez

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

@RobertKim0o can somebody link the full video, asking for a friend...

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

@OliverReyexbuk the accuracy of this is making me uncomfortable

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

wwaiting for my hair to drylatching all my figs rot
sooking out a window
itting on the edge of my bed

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

@JordanRichqb me at 2am knowing i have to wake up at 6:

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

@PhilipDavirwes name one thing wrong with this. i'll wait

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

最近よくパーク内でカラスに遭遇するのも、こういうことじゃない?
数年前までパーク内にカラスはいないって言う都市伝説もあったのに。。。

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

I deleted them for a reason. Just felt like getting this off my chest somewhere lol.

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

@JoshuaBroouv if "i don't care but i'm going to watch anyway" was a person

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

We lock eyes across rooms to simultaneously utter the same nonsensical jokes that we've been bouncing back and forth for years; a mirror reflecting a mirror cascading onwards towards an intertwined infinity.

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

We turn apartments for the people that own my mother in laws apartments.

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

The baby is asleep, and your wife is, too. You take the stairs down one floor to a coffee vending machine, buy a cup, and sit down. Take it all in. Surreal experience.

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

anyone else keep dreaming about the same kind of situation

[Jordan Martinez @JordanMartvhd]

Behind the camera she was pretty awesome