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not sure what I’m doing.

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@LewisCapaldi why ya gotta hurt us like that??? 😭😭😭

[Kevin Modisette @utmodisette]

Survivor medical team approving contestants to keep playing in the game #Survivor44

[cowboy staaan. 🪩 @drugssnsexx]

DAMN THE SHOW IS CALLED SURVIVOR AND THEY BARELY SURVIVING LIKE IM STRESSED #Survivor44

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

What if Ri Ri came out with Chris Brown

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

A Rhianna pregnant yes/no bet would have been nice.

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

When Jake when’s again #jeopardy

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@JaimShort Famous in my eyes

[Jaime Short @JaimShort]

I can’t figure out how my dog isn’t famous yet on Instagram

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@Skinjaminz Odds you tweet again about the bears. You won’t.

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@Skinjaminz Have no fear. They’ve been stinking up franks car for 5 days!

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@TheGreatKaspyy Aww no!!!

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@bradleykelsiii Omg what!

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

I don't fully understand figure skating judging so I can't really speculate on the scoring but @Adaripp's performance was truly mesmerizing. You're #1 in our hearts, Adam! So proud of you and inspired by you.

[jordanalmond @JordanVandermay]

@TheGreatKaspyy I appreciate this and you

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine’s love language is “physical don’t touch”.

[sam clark @14Samclark]

i want a dog

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Kim and Kanye named their baby Chicago West. She's 7 lbs, 6 oz and -14° with wind chill.