Jordon Sims

Global policy and business strategy. All things outdoors and sports. Father, husband, leading, tweeting, innovating, laughing... at myself. Opinions are my own.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@Hersheypark Stadium should NOT be allowed to host concerts…. They can’t handle it… miserable. They basically charge you to stand in lines and then roll the dice if you’ll see any concert.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@infleqtion continuing to deliver on the missions that matter for #quantum. Well done! 👏 💪
#infq
@ImperiumGA

[Infleqtion @infleqtion]

Come by Booth 745 at the ARPA-E Energy Innovation Summit to see our Sqale QPU and talk quantum for energy applications - we're here through tomorrow!

A big thanks to @ARPAE Program Director Jyotsna Sharma and @ScienceUnderSec Darío Gil for stopping by. #ARPAE26

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@briantylercohen Somebody needs to explain to the New York Times best selling author… Both the concept of fungibility of the balance sheet with federal funding to state healthcare systems and he should probably read the actual alternative proposed CR.

[Governor Abbott Press Office @GovAbbottPress]

Today, Timothy James “TJ” White was officially sworn in as Chief of the Texas Cyber Command.

With Admiral White at the helm of the Texas Cyber Command, Texans will be safer.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@satyanadella Can it find an email I’m looking for? Because outlook hasn’t been able to do that for years.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

Can anyone explain what happened to @USAA ? I can’t even get an insurance quote after being a member since literally last century because they can’t verify that members of my family exist? A “membership” in an organization that you can’t use. Can @RobGronkowski help?!

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

Only @BottleRockNapa could run out of wine… in Napa… and charge for an open bar.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@BottleRockNapa - couldn’t message you but sure would be nice if your Sky Deck bar wasn’t running out of everything a few hours into the event… how about just a 🍋‍🟩? Too much?

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir @Uber The prison ship has arrived! Thanks @AmericanAir for lowering the bar throughout. 👏

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir has now become the worst airline. You can’t schedule, maintain, heck even roll a plane from a hangar… exorbitant amounts of #quit in this company.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir Looking forward to our 3am arrival into Reagan on what was supposed to be a hop from Omaha to BWI. Don’t worry… I’ll pay for the @Uber too since you couldn’t get us to the airport we paid for. 🎲 ✈️

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir @USDOT AA3299… still waiting for air, water, or heck a flight. @AmericanAir @USDOT

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir Might be a better question for @USDOT?

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

@AmericanAir Oh… but don’t worry! The “working” plane @AmericanAir found for us… doesn’t have a working APU so it might get a little warm in the cabin. Can someone call @SpiritAirlines? Pretty sure they have AC.

[Jordon Sims @JordonCSims]

How is @HP still #pcloadletter in the year 2025? The part where they zap your account for a subscription is flawless… the part where a product or service works… debatable.

Explains why the company is no longer relevant in any vertical.

[Ed Hansberry @ehansalytics]

Name a bigger lie.

I'll wait.