Joreth

Solo polyamorous grey-ace chicana feminist atheist skeptic activist tomboy. More about me at and

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[sings in Carly Rae Jepson] ♫ It's not Christmas, 'til somebody dies! ♫
This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Alternative Christmas with Rare Exports, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and of course Die Hard. Because Christmas doesn't start until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi building! https://t.co/cRuerknzFZ

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Vaccines are basically Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles or the Three Amigos.

Q. How exactly do vaccines work if they don't prevent a virus from entering your body?

https://t.co/thSSyb7GRI

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Q. How does your partner's body count affect the relationship?

A. ...my body count doesn’t really have any affect on my relationships. Strangely, being a hunter has very little to do with what kind of romantic partner I make.

https://t.co/liZVca8w1N

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Q. Is it bad to sleep with more than one person?
A. I have 2 sleep disorders that makes sleeping in general challenging. I have trouble sleeping *by myself*. Adding one other person to the bed means I pretty much *don’t* sleep the whole night. Sleeping with more than one person? Fucking forget it.

https://t.co/91rnMPm9H9

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And you KNOW that I can't talk about Sinners without discussing the dancing! There are a lot of conversations going on about the music, and I'm sure I'll be sharing those discussions at some point. But so far I haven't seen much on the dancing.

https://t.co/dHSXlXZ0uX

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If you can tell by the sophistication of #Sinners that there were layers of stuff in there, but don't know some of the references in the film, here's a starting video that discusses a few of the top-layer references and subtext in the film: https://t.co/ZUnKimoVa9

SPOILERS

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Him: We don't want rapists and criminals in our country!
Him: [promptly invites Andrew Tate back in]
Him: [kicks out hardworking, tax-contributing non-criminals]
Him: [opens floodgates for white Afrikkaners to "escape" here]
#ItWasAlwaysAboutRacism

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@Aella_Girl @franklinveaux What rock did you just crawl out from under to think this isn't a problem?

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Married ladies might want to legally change your name back to your maiden name ASAP. Since you now need to show your birth certificate to vote & travel.
Weird, how disenfranchising brown people spilled over onto white ladies. Who could have seen that coming?

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"I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start w/a story about the industrial revolution & I said 'yes, absolutely don't cut'"
Because #FashionIsPolitical

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Me: hey chatGPT, show me a list of movies about mediocre bad guys picking a fight with a super bad ass because they don’t know who he is
ChatGPT: [insert Jason Statham’s filmography]
Me: yeah, OK, that’s fair.

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Inflicting pain and horror on my loved ones in the form of terrible movies is one of my love languages. #Cinephile #Sadist

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I’m just sayin’ that if you aren’t using a pup boy in your scooby doo porn (as my bf suggested), you’re missing a major opportunity.
#NotGonnaDiscussHavingRealOrCGIDogsInPorn #ScoobyDooPornWithoutScoobyDooIsWrong

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Influencer: These are so much healthier cuz they're baked not fried.
Influencer: [pours 1/2 bottle oil & lb butter over vegetable, covers them in white bread crumbs, bakes while sitting in all that fatty liquid and empty starch]
#FoodIsNotMoral #AllFoodHasNutritionalValue

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I watched Idiocracy when it came out. It was ok. I'm not a fan of the accusations that we are headed for that.

But then I watched the Legal Eagle review.

Made during F'Elon 47's first reign of terror.

We can't even satirize our government.

https://t.co/EFroCt5g7f

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Q. Why do people call me a white girl when I’m Hispanic?
A. Because A) the way we categorize people is not based on anything scientific and B) “Hispanic” is not an ethnicity.

https://t.co/ij7dvYi2zv

Tales From Aztlantis Episode 9: The Whiteness of “Latinx”
https://t.co/XsB2BtjEpd

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This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Live Action + CGI (solo character) with such classics as Peter Rabbit, Paddington, and Scooby Doo! Join us on Wednesday for a FREE online triple feature! https://t.co/N0tlsw4oqj

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Them: [asks legal ? re: trademarked band logos]
Me: Srsly get a trademark lawyer. Any legal advice by net randos is useless in court so no matter what they say, ask your lawyer.
Them: We got lots of great advice! Even a lawyer answered!
Me: Good luck with your pending lawsuit!

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If you are interested in hosting an online watch party or a themed IRL movie night & want some guidance or a hostess to organize it, let me know! I have equipment for hosting indoor & outdoor movies and can help you find a source for hard-to-find films IRL or watch party.

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I started compiling a Big List O'Dance Movies! I'm limiting it specifically to movies about partner dancing. I may one day put together a list of all dance movies and categorize them by dance style, but that is not this list.
https://t.co/wVV9CB0FEF

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* Narrative feature-length movie, not documentary, short, or music video.
* A movie ABOUT dancing, not a movie w/a dance scene in it.
* A style that's defined by partnership (i.e. no ballet, contemporary, hip hop even w/a duet). Dancesport, ballroom, swing, Latin, etc.