Jorge Proaño

This is a history about the rising of the machines - The views expressed here do not necessarily represent the unanimous view of all parts of my mind.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[skooks @skooookum]

You missed your 2-week window to wear your Cool Little Spring Jacket because you were too lazy to pull a fit off. Third year in a row. How does that feel?

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don’t think about the semiotic implications too hard

[r͛ @9lsvq]

FLIRTING is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Data Science Fact @DataSciFact]

"More fiction has been written in Excel than in Word." -- Morgan Housel

[Aiz @whirrwh0re]

A sexual fantasy of mine is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im always kidding unless youre down

[Bob Wulff @BobWulff]

You cant support immigration AND kick a villager off your Animal Crossing island for being ugly like pick one

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I genuinely feel like I’m dooming my children to a life of serfdom by being unable to secure a job at OpenAI or Anthropic lol

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

The fact that we put TODOs in our source code means that we want to have an Issue Tracker right in our codebase.

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

Fun fact: every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️

[Jorge Proaño @jorge2k]

@talitac8 What? Brunch es un desayuno largo que termina con mimosas

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

the one time http status code 451 is useful and they're not using it :(

[Arnav Bansal ⠕ @itsarnavb]

Current human quests summed up:

- create and enslave a God
- create and control a Sun
- cheat Death

[Jorge Proaño @jorge2k]

@talitac8 ???

[Andreas Storm @avstorm]

The new red/pink gradient in the YouTube progress bar looks like something is wrong with my display

[sysengineer @_sysengineer]

Can we get this added?

[inigo quilez @iquilezles]

Hey, if you are the AI company/institution that has been scrapping https://t.co/YoZUxaMLbu nightly for a month now, please stop now.