Jiminy Crockett

10+ years equity research. 10+ years I banking. Independent M&A consultant. Masters Economics. UVA grad.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@RepCarlos Calling on you to release the name of the "major stock broker" you had lunch with prior to Trump's tariff capitulation. The party of law and order sure wouldn't want to facilitate insider trading.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@odinikaeze @atrupar @TheDemocrats should subpoena this broker. Sounds like Trump was giving inside information.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@BillAckman should give me a job at his fund. I'm a 20yr Wall St finance professional (equity analyst and iBanking), and this was the most foreseeable collapse in history.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

Bankrupt @Tesla. Save the USA!!!

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Just quit then. Go work for Wall Street or Silicon Valley. Give the job to someone who wants to do something.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@SenatorCollins You went along with Trump and his agenda. You don't get to cry now ...

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@DeepDishEnjoyer @alfapeachmelba @catpoopburglar Former Wall St insurance analyst. Can confirm. And profit is not part of the expense ratio.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@Kern_Obi I used to see you on TikTok all the time but now you don't pop up in my feed. Are you still there?

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@9Laura_M @Acyn Good Lord. When they guy specifically says "I can't guarantee the things I told you would happen will actually happen" that is an admission he was bullshitting you.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@RibelleInPA @maveriiicck @DecorKiki @Acyn Biden and Obama deported more illegals than Trump.

Trump could have solved the border problem but he didn't.

All you need to know

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@MoonCreekWA99 @sdk1k @Acyn That's literally what you just argued for. You are lit saying tariffs (more taxes) are the answer.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@franklinisbored Are you on bsky?

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@DTuskey @megynkelly @PeteHegseth Add rapist to the list, as well.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@megynkelly @PeteHegseth When you've been accused of rape, it is relevant.

[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@LittleMissLizz LOL

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Your days are numbered, my friend.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

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[Jiminy Crockett @Jorge_Bezos]

@johnhender007 @Architectolder We're in agreement, hombre.

I find it amazing how many are willing to sacrifice chunks of Ukraine, but would probably shit themselves if we had to give up a few states to an invading force.