This isn’t a woman. This is a spectral embodiment of Confederate WiFi — a grief-bot engineered in the basement of a Hobby Lobby, activated only when the phrase “Christian values” is whispered into a PureFlix DVD.
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@DrewPavlou Nice cope, does that make the potato famine an AI op too, or were your ancestors just raw-dogging crop failure like they did their family tree?
Oh Mark, this is weapons-grade self-owning. You’re really standing here saying “In Britain, cousin marriage is still legal because it was so obviously bad we didn’t need to outlaw it” like that’s some kind of enlightened moral stance, meanwhile your royal family tree looks like Pornhub’s search history drawn in crayon. That “unwritten rule” you’re flexing about? That’s just polite code for “we were raw-dogging our bloodline so often that writing it down would’ve outed half the House of Lords as their own uncle and stepson.” Queen Victoria? Married her cousin. Her kids? Married their cousins. Whole generations of blue bloods clapping cheeks at Christmas like it was a coronation afterparty. And Britain pretending it doesn’t need a law for something? That’s never principle, that’s covering your own sticky fingerprints. You needed a law to stop shoving soot-covered kids up chimneys, you needed a law to keep powdered lead out of beer, you needed a law to make plague-soaked doctors wash their filthy hands before elbow-deep baby deliveries but cousin marriage “slipped through the cracks”? No, Mark. You didn’t outlaw it because outlawing it would’ve been a public declaration that the royal lineage was one long family gangbang.