Lord of the BarFlies

I am only as bitter as the drinks I pour.

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Don’t ask for your card by the color. We don’t file them under Red Wells Fargo card. #bartender #dipshit #divebar #lifebehindbars #thecustomerisalwayswrong

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

You are not guest bartending, you are covering a shift. Or at the very least, filling in. #millennialssuck #growup #bartenders #barstool #barstuff

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

If Arthur Fleck was a real comedian in the early 80s, David Cross would have spent the mid 90s telling everyone how influential he was. #JokerMovie #ArthurFleck

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Biggest current customer pet peeve; the blank stare you get when you ask someone how they want there tequila shot. Like they have never been asked that question. Ever. #Tequila #bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Tonight’s shot special is a Shutdown Bomb. Just a straight shot of Blue Curaco garnished with a California Avocado. Just a hint of orange awash in Blue. #shutdown #MAGA #PelosiOwnsTrump #bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Bartending is a great way to cure virginity. #virgin #promisekeeper #bartenderslife #sex #frozendrinkscansuckadick

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

“Or if you need Pizza, Pence knows a place in Indiana. And if you want some dessert, you should grab some cake at this spot in Colorado. It is a great place to nosh while you commiserate over gays infringing upon your religious beliefs. Now politely fuck off.” #RedHen #maga #bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

I have not served or thrown people out for less. “Sorry, ma’am. We don’t serve the mouthpiece of a racist administration that excludes and vilifies important members of our industry. Maybe Chick Fil-A, Cracker Barrell or Denny’s can accommodate you.” #RedHen #maga #bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

a spot in Indiana. Pence knows where it is. If you need some dessert, and I know you will, you should grab some cake at this spot in Colorado. A great place to nosh and commiserate over gays infringing upon your religious beliefs. Now politely fuck off.” #redhenrestaurant #maga

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

@BBNKyGal

[justanothergal @BBNKyGal]

Lol

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Don't ask for a drink list and then order a bud light. #TheApprentice2017 #budlight #doingitwrong #eatabagofdicks

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Craft bartenders have never worked so fast. #MayweatherVsMcGregor #craftbartenders #Bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

But how else are people supposed to know my vodka based drink is unique & interesting. #vodka #basicwhitegirl #bars https://t.co/md08kXF4ik

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

It is amazing how less attractive someone becomes when they tip like shit. #DoingTheJuly #whitegirlproblems #bars

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

#HappyHour #whisky #drinkcurious

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

What kind of shot would that be? #cocktail #JamesonCaskmates #bars #irishwhiskey #Irish #StPatricksDay

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Marilyn Manson is to Alice Cooper as R. Kelly is to Chuck Berry. dRIP dRIP dRIP. #ChuckBerry #justsayin #dripdripdrip

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

Fernet is hipster juice. Their jeans tighten by 3% with each shot. #fernet #hipster #diehipster #bars #thefateofthefurious

[Lord of the BarFlies @Jorl74]

We only finished 9th. Frankly a little disappointed. I have personally ruined 3 marriages. #bars #cheat #Trump https://t.co/AGfNPIEaJC