Jordan Marie

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@dway07 told Amelia to tell me to "lock it up" if she wanted an ice cream. She didn't.
Couple minutes pass & Danny got the ice cream out and tells her she doesn't get one for not listening.
She then turns to me "SHUT UP MOM!! ZIP IT!!"
Me: what the heck?!
A: I wanted ice cream.🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@HalterMeg Those are HUGE!! Haha. But super cute too!!

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@HalterMeg I wanted to get another kitten, but the shelter is closed.

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Somebody needs to make a beer delivery service!! 🍻 #imout #itsmybirthday #notfair #notajoke

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Just a thought with the elbow bumping instead of hand shaking.. am I the only one that was taught to sneeze/cough into my elbow?? And do people now wash their hands all the way to their elbows now that they learned to wash their hands too?? #justathought #COVIDー19

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@JoJoRPhillips They have been out playing with them.. but I'm starting to cut off them playing with the other kids because I don't want to risk them or Brayden getting the virus or anymore sick.. and some of the kids don't have manners with coughing and sneezing. It's gross really. Haha.

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Having a trampoline during this quarantine is the best thing ever!! #bestpurchase #quarentine #homeschool #physicaleducation #quiettimefortheteacher

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

We were cleaning out the garage yesterday and we found gold.. well silver. Toilet paper took first in this race. 🤣🤣 @dway07

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Don't want kids but have baby fever?? Let me help with some birth control..
I once had to clean up diarrhea off of the floor of a public restroom because my kid didn't make it to the toilet. 💩☠😷🤢 #birthcontrol #wtf #sogross #parentingatitsfinest #FML

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Currently sitting on my couch, by myself, with the tv off just enjoying the silence and peacefulness of everybody being asleep. ☺️ #mamatime #peaceful #sleeptight

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

So Easton is looking at his class photo and is telling me about a kid in his class that doesn’t like him. And then compliments his smile instead of bashing on him. I wish adults could be more like him. 💚 #inspire #kindnesskills #dontfightfirewithfire #kidsknow

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Brayden is so sweet and loving. 💕 So much so that he feels the need to ALWAYS be held and loved on. #babyboy #brayden #sweet #loving #needy #snuggles #attentionseeker

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@dway07

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@dway07

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

I was about to post a sweet tweet about how great my husband is for cleaning, letting me sleep and taking care of the kids..

BUT THEN!! He had the nerve to go to breakfast without me!! I don’t know who he thinks he is. #notcool #whoishe #imhungrytoo #dramatic

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

When the nurse was measuring Brayden she was talking to him and all of a sudden I hear her say

“You have a big pecker too. That’s going to be good for you.”
💀👶🏼🍆🤣🤣
#BraydenEJ #babyboy #bigpecker #nursetalk

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

Twitter, meet Brayden. 💙💙 @dway07 #BraydenEJ #itsaboy

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

BOY💙 or GIRL💖!?
We go in tomorrow to be induced. Let’s see what y’all think baby will be. ☺️ @dway07

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

My kids love broccoli, carrots, asparagus, and even BRUSSEL SPROUTS!! #crazykids #doingsomethingright #loveveggies #theyaskforthem

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

@jenikerns I put ice on it and have been using Abreva like crazy. I forgot about Lysine. But it seems to be going away already. Hopefully!!

[Jordan Marie @JorrMariee]

I have a cold sore starting a week before my baby is born.. are you freaking kidding me!? 😡😡 #efffffthis #itbettergoaway #needtokissmybaby