Jessica Osborn

And even when I fall I'll get back up, for the joy that overflows my cup, heaven filled me with more than enough.

[Jessica Osborn @JOsborn72]

loved yoga class again today. It’s such a good feeling to leave it all on the mat! #YogaOne

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@VinnieTortorich I'm low on Vitamin D and B12 - will your multi vitamin bring my levels back up or do I need to buy vitamin D specifically?

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Peas and carrots really don't go together

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Stranger things. Home alone. I'm very much scared.

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Every one has two chins sometimes.

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Bummer. All my neighbors wifi networks are locked down.

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Does the person sneezing have to hear the bless you for it to count?

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How can you disguise the whoopie cushion so people don't see it? Asking for a friend.

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Has anyone ever actually sat down without seeing the giant whoopie cushion on their chair?

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Am I still a woman if I don't like sound of music, pride and prejudice, or yoga pants?

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I just don't understand why people love bagels and donuts so much.

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Can someone in the Internet world tell the xfinity guys I already have xfinity so they'll stop sending me flyers? @XFINITY

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People that get really dressed up for work on a Friday make me sick. It's Friday. Look trashy like the rest of us.

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"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were." Legally Blonde makes me so happy

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Don't be scared. I'm making bed time tea.

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Pit stains are so embarrassing but everyone gets them.

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The New York Knicks are actually named the knickerbockers hahahaha

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Australian accents are just so funny

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They're all panicking over this knot of bread like such idiots

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These people being so seriously about baking is so funny to me.