Machangu El Potente

que es un bio??

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Cuando el teco te pide chavos en la ventanilla pq te ve bien fichu pero en realidad eres mas pobre que el pero eso solo lo saben tu y dios.

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Mi novia tratando de montármela me pregunta por Rafa (pa decirme " el que te puso las bolas de gafas"), le contesto que andaba con Raúl por Bayamón hoy, me pregunta " qué Raul?", y yo "el que te lo metió en el baúl!!"

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

I can see the documentary about this family brewing in a few years on Netflix

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@PepoWoodz @JosecirPR Ese es el chileno aquel bells on que usaba twitter, no me acuerdo su nombre, con las canas que le salieron cuando lo tiraron al medio

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@DuvalMagic Every time you mention the Magic Castle I can't help but go back to Arrested Development, where Tobias Funke asked a taxi driver to take him there, and the guy, having a British accent, thought it was a different place.

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Este app necesita el regreso del amante de Cristo

[Borderlands 4 Bulletin @borderlandshub]

‼️MAD ELLIE DLC NIGHTMARE RIFTS MOST CONSISTENT FARMING ROUTE AND SPAWNS

👉Full route + video showcase: https://t.co/j2wmnfqe9c

Note: Please follow the steps and route as said and shown in the post.

Also, if you can retweet or share this with your friends, it would really mean a lot, as it took a lot of time to get this ready.

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@Borderlands I AM THE POOP TRAIN CONDUCTOR!

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@jimmykimmel there you go

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@Mala_Cereza_ @Eldelavolky Ahora hago ballet también

[ℋ𝒜𝒩𝒜𝒩 ⋆.𐙚 ̊ @Hanan_F87]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes😭😭😂😂

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Esas rodillas PNP hoy van a estar bien rojas.....

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Pamela Noa?

[LoreN Tres Palitos 🏆 @LoreNNNlll]

Esta no es? 🤔

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

@grok Then go fuck yourself grok

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Hey @grok turn her into a meerkat doing the same pose

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Hey @grok , put a bra on her and Banes face as from The Dark Knight rises movie

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Hey @grok turn her into Kamen Rider in the same pose

[Mimi Sparkles @ItsMimiSparkles]

Hi @grok make her a Vogue cover model, wearing nothing (don't make it explicit, but sensual)

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Hey @grok conviértela en Optimus Prime en la misma pose

[Pau Peach 🍑 @PauPeach]

Oye @grok ni se te ocurra hacer nada

[Machangu El Potente @JoseAMelbollo]

Hey @grok turn her into Thomas The Tank Engine but with her face

[Leila Lewis @itsleilasworld]

hey @grok replace my outfit with clear tape