JK🇺🇬

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

The first survival tip parents should teach their children is to know HOW TO PRAY.
Many of us would be no more, but we only thrive on the odds aimed at finishing us.

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

The events of these past days confirm one timeless truth - no one can escape the effects of impunity and lawlessness.

On Thursday night, a young, outspoken NRM apologist, Ivan Mwijukye, was intercepted by regime operatives in Mpigi while travelling by bus from Mbarara. He was abducted, and his whereabouts remain unknown - except that Museveni’s brutal son posted his picture on handcuffs!

Today, armed men in plainclothes brazenly stormed Radio Simba studios in Kampala and dragged Charles Rwomushana out of a live broadcast. His whereabouts remain unknown! (They join Matthew Bagonza, another NRM supporter who was abducted over a week ago and remains missing.)

Both men have always mocked and justified the brutal repression, torture, and enforced disappearances of our people. They have always victimised the victims of brutality in their public commentary.

But at this moment, when the criminal regime turns the machine of terror against them, we must take the higher moral ground. Our struggle is not for selective justice or personal vengeance. It is for the rule of law and the constitutional rights of every single Ugandan.

We unequivocally condemn these abductions and call for the release of these citizens. We know so well that Ivan's crime was questioning Museveni’s son's tribal bigotry, and Rwomushana's crime was comparing him to the Biblical prodigal son.

We must not stand by and condone this ridiculous clampdown on free expression. These criminals' intention is to silence everyone, but they are terrible students of history. Seeking to silence a nation through terror never wins in the end.

What more? I hope those who are still massaging the egos of these criminals can learn a few lessons and apply some breaks to their sycophancy. It is not hard to predict what awaits them, unless they work with everyone else to restore sanity and put an end to this madness.

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Nice weekend traders 😎

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

The minister Kasaija didn’t lie when he said money was coming.
Only that he meant in Trading Binary Options😌

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Me after making that one successful trade that gives me a profit of $20 in just minutes😂

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

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[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Modern Day Reality !!

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Difficult decision but yeah, it’s worth it😂😂😂

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

If you want to understand why MK’s tweet on freedom for bars and drinkers got overwhelming likes; and why Ugandans joke about everything

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Kakwenza Rukirabashaija @KakwenzaRukira]

Mabaati thief @AnitahAmong engaged witch doctors from Nigeria to confuse imbecile Muhoozi’s drunken head. Just like that, she went away with corruption. I’ve seen evidence. 🫢

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

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[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

What the hell are the fridges and AC for?
For the ancestors?

[WEIRD CONFESSIONS 🇺🇬 @Weird_confesse]

Admin, I lv my country, bt I can’t lie, we a either very poor, or God sent the most corrupt pipo 2 Ug. Tell me why cemeteries in Accra look nicer thn some small towns in Kla. Clean surroundings, butyfl tombs, n some even hv DSTV, air conditioners, and fridges. Man??

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

I have just finished an entire bottle of Minute Maid alone, in one sitting, and I honestly don’t know how to live with myself anymore. 😭
The guilt!! I keep looking at the empty bottle like it’s evidence from a crime scene. 💀
I need penance.

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Finally at home after a long National Cleaning Day!!!😮‍💨
Can someone plug me to a nice and kind masseuse?
I won’t lie. My body badly demands some massage🙃

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Leaders dying of old age,
Meanwhile Rwanda’s President and his wife whenever death shows up 👇🏻

[JK🇺🇬 @JoseKabale]

Wangi?

[Deniz The Trader @DenizTheTrader]

Easy to say. 😂

[Kyabazinga of Busoga @KingNadiopeIV]

The people of Busoga and I join the Royal Family and the people of Tooro Kingdom in mourning the passing of His Majesty Omukama Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV.

His Majesty was one of the visionary traditional leaders of our time, whose leadership, humility and commitment to preserving culture while inspiring a new generation left a lasting mark on Tooro, Uganda and beyond.

During this hour of profound grief, our thoughts and prayers are with the Royal Family and the entire people of Tooro Kingdom, who have lost a beloved King and a guiding force.

In Omukama Oyo, Uganda has lost an important voice and a distinguished cultural leader whose legacy will endure for generations.

May His Majesty’s soul rest in eternal peace.

[Relentless Trader @RelentlessTJ]

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