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[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[𑣲 vanilla ૮꒰ . ̫ . ྀི꒱ა @strawbnillaaa]

why do adults love to say “it only gets harder from here” to already suicidal children

[No academic pressure @Hi_Vee]

Hiii

[Clov! 🍉 2 : Ahora esto es personal @clovxmoon]

Los que tenían un trabajo mañana :

[⛓️Little Miss Big Butt⛓️ @GothTransFem]

this genuinely might be the funniest tweet of all time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[Greg “G-Spot” Spottingham @justgspottin]

How it feels to accidentally make eye contact with a girl at the gym

[miya @miyarah_]

yo con dependencia a todo cuando tengo que borrar la foto de una mandarina que saqué hace 2 años

[Anthony @anthonyyylp]

les Grecs ont inventé le sexe

et c'est les Romains qui se sont aperçus qu'on pouvait y rajouter des femmes

[valu @vvvaleentina]

impresionante la cantidad d cuadras q puede caminar una persona q esta a punto d volverse completamente loca

[noxe @noxeuuuuu]

@Yendhay_ @Klauxgd @Galaxeiaa_Pawz @NOTLAFFOGRAMS @redzils_ @D33LAN33T @Bro_Pitbull @BALLSSSSSS66768 @_SirSmilesALot_ @SlothDamage

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: I truly don't think you can remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed.