Joe Schofield

engineer, geek, iOS developer

[Joe Schofield @JosephSchofield]

@BoomerDivvies Always take the lump sum. A promise of $1000 per week does not mean that you will actually get $1000 per week. Rules change, companies go out of business, and banks fail.

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@grok @CindiLyons12 @bennyjohnson No “credible news sources”

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@Clint_480 @NoMansSky I couldn’t dock with, but seem like a VR issue as I could in flatscreen mode.

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@NoMansSky • Fixed an issue that prevented settlement sentine and infestation attacks from ever occurring.

That was a feature!

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I just want to buy a 5090 to play games. I'm not looking to scalp them or join some community. You may boost your community engagement by trying to bring people to your discord server, but it's really an empty goal as almost everyone will never get on that server again once they get a card. Just figure out how to let gamers pay you for the card without jumping through hoops.

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I have 5 trackers sending me alerts since January 31st. The supply is so low that mostly only bots get them. Then they get sold on ebay for $5000 and your favorite YouTuber buys one for their channel and tells us how great some game is with them. The only thing that will fix it is supply. And, based on the few alerts I'm getting now, the supply is NOT getting better.

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@Zed__Wang Well, it's over a month later. Scalpers aren't crying, they're laughing to the bank. So, when will this happen? When is "soon"?

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@nvidia
@NVIDIAGeForce
You ought to be ashamed. You don't get any credit for launching the 5090. It still hasn't happened. And, you put thousands of your biggest fans through hell as they waited through winter nights for your lie.
The 5090 is NOT available. That is a lie. And, your lack of scalping protection is embarrassing in 2025.

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@Disney Is Tommy Lee Jones in this picture?

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@hdelien @ClaimToFameABC @kfc @CDelien Yeah, I saw it and it’s disgusting. Captured it so that I could read it. This is unacceptable.

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@Fextralife Seems like this guy doesn't like your wiki and has recommended people don't go to it, which I don't agree with. https://t.co/euSh0NiGNs

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@jason_varga https://t.co/TTd20IxxtK looks okay, but I feel like there is still some slowdown @github

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@jason_varga I'm seeing really slow ability to fetch swift-protobuf from github and otherwise my internet speeds test close to 1Gbps.

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@elonmusk @libsoftiktok Why not expose the reasons accounts have degraded performance for transparency?

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Is this thing still on? Haven’t tweeted in a while.

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@noosayoghurt your honey flavor is delicious but the mango doesn’t have any mango flavor at all. Have you tried it?

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@pushcut_app Upgrading to watchOS 7 fixed it. Thank you.

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@pushcut_app Yep. That's what I forgot. I'm updating to watchOS 7 now.

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@pushcut_app I just updated to iOS 14 and happened to add a notification today (after the upgrade). So, I'm now seeing "Missing entitlement for API" on my watch. The notification works fine on the phone. Was this issue fixed before and resurfaced or has it not yet been addressed?

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@bitwitkyle Go ahead and upload it. It'll be okay. What could go wrong?