Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன்

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚢, maybe 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚕.

கிண்டல், கேலி, நையாண்டி, நகைச்சுவை, சிரிப்பு. அதுவும்... கோமாளியிடமேவா?

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

His parents had sex 46 years ago

[𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚ @bronzedshaz]

how is hrithik roshan 45?? how???

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

Adhavadhu… race la jeichitaen na kooda race vandhavan kitta perumai kaatikalam,
Andha road ah potavan kitta kaata koodathu.

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

Trust me bro, he’s much happier than you think 🤭

[a girl has a name @humandisaster13]

Kamal could announce his retirement tomorrow with Thug Life being his last film and D could continue being in nothing but great films for 15 more years and he still wouldn't be able to surpass Kamal's legacy

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Oh noooo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Santos and Tielemans.

Let go all in for Szoboszlai to round up a fantastic midfield transfer window.

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

That idiot I posted about yesterday getting some back and what eventually happened to him.👏👏

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

YOOOO WHAT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Finally, another signing.

Hopefully there's more in quick succession after this.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.

Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

I think we all knew Tchouamèni to United was not happening.

But for the last few days, it was nice to dream.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Aurélien Tchouaméni signed new deal at Real Madrid until June 2031 with lawyers already approving all terms.

José Mourinho has been clear; he wanted both Tchouaméni and Valverde to stay. 🔐

More players will sign new deals at Madrid. 👀

🎥 https://t.co/Ho91uqLvT1

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Thank you for the memories, King @Cristiano.

Its a shame the World Cup was not gifted enough to have your name on it.

We're looking forward to goal No. 1000 💪🏾

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “It’s been my LAST World Cup, yes… but now I will have time to think, stay with my family and life continues”.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Despite this, surely Lira has made enough of a case to be signed as a CDM, @ManUtd

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🥵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 HUGE WIN FOR ENGLAND! Mexico are out of the 2026 World Cup!

Bellingham brace in 99 seconds, Harry Kane delivers again.

Proud World Cup and another great game by Mexico. 🇲🇽

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

FUCKING HELL

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Okay some good news, I guess.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇹🇷 BREAKING: André Onana to Trabzonspor, here we go! 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

New loan deal verbally agreed as Onana is not part of #MUFC plan for next season and Trabzon are ready to re-sign him.

Trabzonspor to pay loan fee to United as details being sorted then done, as @yagosabuncuoglu reports.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

@ManUtd, Man City are moving already. Can we also get a move on please?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Ayy all the best, Case!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Inter Miami complete deal to sign Casemiro as new midfielder, here we go!

Verbal agreement sealed with all parties involved and all formal steps resolved, now waiting to sign and announce the Brazilian.

Casemiro wants to play with Messi. Future in MLS. 🇺🇸

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham have entered the race to sign Sandro Tonali! 💣🇮🇹

De Zerbi wants Tonali as new star for the midfield, ideal to step up #THFC level.

Spurs ready to face Man City and Arsenal in the race for Tonali for new ambitious project to prove their intentions.

[The Arsenal Life @TheArsenalLife]

Rival fans are still posting Gabriel’s penalty miss against PSG like it’s the highlight of their season.

Think about that for a second.

Arsenal made it all the way to the Champions League Final, and the thing they’re celebrating is a missed penalty in a match their own club never came close to playing in.

That’s some elite-level coping.

When your team is watching from the couch, all you’ve got left is screenshots, clips, and hoping Arsenal fail. Meanwhile, Arsenal were competing on the biggest stage in club football.

Imagine spending weeks obsessing over a penalty miss because your club couldn’t even get within touching distance of the final.

The obsession is flattering, honestly.

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

Barcelona can go fuck themselves

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[Pᴜɴɴᴀɢᴀɪ Mᴀɴɴᴀɴ // புன்னகை மன்னன் @JosephWalkerPM]

I went into this fully expecting the ending.

And I was still entertained.

Great stuff.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Bruno’s panenka vs City remains the coldest penalty EVER 🥶

[𝚁𝙰𝚈  @CfcRayyy]

Honestly this Cole Palmer paneka has to be the coldest I’ve ever seen