Joseph Whitney

Goalkeeper / 20 / @hashtagutd

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

@joe_debell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

Pen Save in the 90th minute at 2-1😍
What a day for football🫠
@hashtagutd ❤️

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒯𝑜𝓌𝓃 1️⃣ - 3️⃣𝐻𝒶𝓈𝒽𝓉𝒶𝑔 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 [𝐅𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝]

Genuine question. At what point does a football match become a water sport? 🌊

Anyways, into the hat 🎩

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[Baller League @BallerLeagueHQ]

Spencer gets the job done for Gold Devils 🫡

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - Grays Athletic v Hashtag United [𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 #𝟏𝟎]

Another dominant performance from the boys, scoring 🖐️ goals and claiming more Caretaker rewards 💰 Next up is a coach journey to the east coast to play @lowestoft 🚌

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[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

@maxfiddes10 @fiddes_alex Ur so good in the 6 yard box

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

Lovely Ai Photo that 🤣

[Baller League @BallerLeagueHQ]

NEW FACES HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT 🤩

The @Clearpay_UK Transfer Window is cooking 🔥

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

Save a few pens and go home🙌🎩

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑻𝒐𝒘𝒏 3️⃣-3️⃣* 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 [𝐅𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐧𝐝 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠]
*Hashtag win 2-4 on penalties

WHAT A WIN! The boys progress after penalty shootout heroics from @JosephWhitney29 again & a brace in normal time from the skipper 🤩

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[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

@coachet64 @SUFCRootsHall Thanks Enrico❤️🙌

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

6th Cleano🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼
Pen Save and MoM🙌

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

@Joe_Tomlinson18 @hashtagutd Roweeeeeeee

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

5th Cleano🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼
5 in 10👀
5 wins from 5 in the league🙌
@hashtagutd ❤️

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 5️⃣-0️⃣ 𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒚 [𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 #𝟓]

EMPHATIC PERFORMANCE. The boys hit 5 as we dispatch opposition that were unbeaten in 4… 5 different scorers. 5 stars. 💫

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[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 5️⃣-0️⃣ 𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒍���𝒚 [𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 #𝟓]

EMPHATIC PERFORMANCE. The boys hit 5 as we dispatch opposition that were unbeaten in 4… 5 different scorers. 5 stars. 💫

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[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

Starting as we mean to go on🙌

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

Not a bad first month of the season at Hashtag HQ 💫

🏆 August Manager of the Month
🎯 August Performance of the Month
🧤 August Golden Glove*

Massive congratulations to Knotty, the team, as well as Whits & our defence 👏

*The league didn’t actually announce this one, so we noticed the vacancy and have dealt with it internally 🤣

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

Not a bad first month of the season at Hashtag HQ 💫

🏆 August Manager of the Month
🎯 August Performance of the Month
🧤 August Golden Glove*

Massive congratulations to Knotty, the team, as well as Whits & our defence 👏

*The league didn’t actually announce this one, so we noticed the vacancy and have dealt with it internally 🤣

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

Back in the hat 🎩

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 3️⃣-1️⃣ 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑻𝒐𝒘𝒏 [𝐅𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐧𝐝 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠]

INTO THE 🎩 WE GO! 🙌 The boys’ 2 quick goals in 60s provide the platform for them to kick on in the second half, before Praise puts the game to bed 😴 Good luck to our opponents @HertfordTownFC for the rest of the season 🤝

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[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

@MatthewDillon17 @hashtagutd @livescore @Samjpark1 @EmiratesFACup I’m only joking I’m sam parks no1 fan🤭

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

4th Cleano 🧼🧼🧼🧼
Still in the hat 🎩
@hashtagutd 🧡

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑺𝒕 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝑪𝒊𝒕𝒚 0️⃣-0️⃣ 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 [𝐅𝐀 𝐂𝐮𝐩 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠]

We earn ourselves an @EmiratesFACup replay on Tuesday night at the Techsoc after a battling performance against higher opposition 💪 Bring it on! We’ll know our opponents Monday should we be able to progress to the 2nd round qualifying 🫡

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[The Pitching In Isthmian League @IsthmianLeague]

https://t.co/kkR5LNjGOl Shepherd Neame Performance of the Month, August 2026

Here are our first performance awards of the campaign - and four deserved winners

#IsthmianLeague #PitchingIn #ShepherdNeame

[Joseph Whitney @JosephWhitney29]

I love it a lot ❤️🚂🧼

[Hashtag United @hashtagutd]

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒗 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 [𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 #𝟒]

THE TAGS MARCH ON 😤 The boys come back for the 2nd time this weekend to win, making it 6 wins from 6 with 27 goals scored and just 3 conceded… 🔥 On to the next 🫡

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