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Just a guy with really cool tweets😎

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What’s the deal with everyone on E 23rd St?

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Megan Thee Stallion more like Vegan Thee Scallion.

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I kinda miss good old fluoride.

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What level of liberal am I that I know not to buy fluoride toothpaste?

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I’m straighter than Hormuz

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Invincible’s animation is way better than The Boys’

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A jacked girl is so gross. Like how am I supposed to beat her?

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My vacation to Israel was honestly the best time of my life.

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Update: I sent a like with “Shrek is love Shrek is life”

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Apparently my most compatible on hinge is Shrek from SHREK. I deleted the app immediately.

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The Palestinian girl sitting next to me in math class and I both scratched our beards in deep thought.

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The lion pushes the shopping cart away in a random direction when he’s done with it.

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Shawty said she tryna feel my penile gland.

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War Update:
There’s a buncha fuckin noobs in Iran.

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Of course I get laid the night I chose not to wipe.

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Jump into your pants in the morning.

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Every other day is better than every day.

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@Trisha1173472 Biggie Eilish

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How many ply is your mask Zoe?

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How’s it gooning?