Josh

[Adam @NCFC_Adam]

The woman who lost her job for not paying tax on a property is now in charge of housing? You couldn’t write it 🤣

[CR7STIANISMO🇪🇸🇵🇹 @Cr7stianismo_]

🚨Acaban de hacer un vídeo de CUARENTA MINUTOS de todos los robos de Argentina en este Mundial.

[Bobby Baker Betting @BobbyBakerBets]

Betting on 🇦🇷Argentina vs 🇪🇬Egypt? Here's a MASSIVE list of every player stat that's won consistently in 5/5 matches.

❤️LIKE & 🔖BOOKMARK for your builders.

👊1+ FOULS COMMITTED 100% (5/5)

✅E. Fernandez (Argentina) - 1, 2, 1, 3, 1
✅L. Martinez (Argentina) - 3, 1, 2, 3, 3
✅N. Molina (Argentina) - 2, 1, 2, 1, 1
✅M. Lasheen (Egypt) - 1, 1, 2, 1, 2

👊2+ FOULS COMMITTED 80%+ (4/5)

✅C. Romero (Argentina) 2, 3, 2, 0, 3
✅L. Martinez (Argentina) - 3, 1, 2, 3, 3

🤕1+ FOULS WON 100% (5/5)

✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 5, 4, 1, 1, 2
✅E. Palacios (Argentina) - 1, 2, 2, 1, 4
✅F. Medina (Argentina) - 2, 2, 1, 1, 1
✅E. Ashour (Egypt) - 5, 2, 3, 3, 2
✅M. Salah (Egypt) - 3, 2, 1, 3, 1
✅M. Trezeguet (Egypt) - 2, 1, 2, 2, 4

🤕2+ FOULS WON 80%+ (4/5)

✅E. Ashour (Egypt) - 5, 2, 3, 3, 2
✅M. Trezeguet (Egypt) - 2, 1, 2, 2, 4

⚔️3+ FOUL INVOLVEMENTS 80%+ (4/5)

✅E. Fernandez (Argentina) - 3, 3, 2, 3, 3
✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 6, 4, 3, 1, 3
✅L. Martinez (Argentina) - 3, 2, 6, 3, 3
✅C. Romero (Argentina) - 3, 3, 3, 0, 3
✅O. Marmoush (Egypt) - 1, 5, 3, 3, 6
✅M. M. Z. Abdelraouf (Egypt) - 4, 3, 4, 3, 0
✅E. Ashour (Egypt) - 6, 3, 4, 3, 3

⚽1+ TACKLES 100% (5/5)

✅C. Romero (Argentina) - 2, 1, 4, 6, 5
✅A. Mac Allister (Argentina) - 4, 4, 1, 2, 2
✅E. Fernandez (Argentina) - 1, 2, 4, 1, 3
✅R. De Paul (Argentina) - 2, 1, 3, 1, 3
✅N. Paz (Argentina) - 4, 1, 4, 4, 1
✅T. Almada (Argentina) - 3, 3, 2, 1, 1
✅Y. Ibrahim (Egypt) - 1, 4, 1, 1, 3
✅H. Fathy (Egypt) - 3, 4, 4, 3, 1
✅M. Hany (Egypt) - 1, 6, 1, 6, 1
✅R. Rabia (Egypt) - 1, 1, 4, 2, 4

⚽2+ TACKLES 80%+ (4/5)

✅C. Romero (Argentina) - 2, 1, 4, 6, 5
✅A. Mac Allister (Argentina) - 4, 4, 1, 2, 2
✅H. Fathy (Egypt) - 3, 4, 4, 3, 1

🏹1+ SHOTS 100% (5/5)

✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 9, 7, 6, 3, 6
✅L. Martinez (Argentina) - 1, 5, 2, 1, 3
✅N. Paz (Argentina) - 1, 5, 4, 3, 4
✅J. Alvarez (Argentina) - 2, 1, 1, 2, 2
✅T. Almada (Argentina) - 2, 1, 1, 2, 1
✅M. M. Z. Abdelraouf (Egypt) - 1, 1, 4, 3, 1
✅M. Salah (Egypt) - 2, 2, 5, 1, 3
✅E. Ashour (Egypt) - 5, 1, 4, 2, 1

🏹2+ SHOTS 80%+ (4/5)

✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 9, 7, 6, 3, 6
✅N. Paz (Argentina) - 1, 5, 4, 3, 4
✅O. Marmoush (Egypt) - 2, 4, 5, 0, 3

🎯1+ SHOTS ON TARGET 80%+ (4/5)

✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 6, 4, 4, 1, 2
✅M. Salah (Egypt) - 1, 0, 2, 1, 1

🥅1+ GOALS/ASSISTS 60%+ (3/5)

✅L. Messi (Argentina) - 1, 2, 3, 1, 2
✅M. Salah (Egypt) - 1, 0, 2, 1, 1

All stats include super sub & are based on the player starting the match.

Best of luck! - Bobby

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial no one can ever convince me travis is any good at football

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial Travis is shite

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial Extra £50 for 10+ seasons😬 only £118 per win this season lads at home🙈

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial God we're fucking rubbish

[Josh @Josh__193]

@DanHepplewhite4 @SkyBet They told me it was due to technical difficulties yet my dad's account was fine. Can't believe they get away with offering a promotion yet restrict any account that benefits from said promotion😂

[Josh @Josh__193]

@SkyBet Me if you'd of let me robbing bastards

[Josh @Josh__193]

@Jordann_Hattonn @SkyBet @SkyBetHelp They're a joke mate. Told me it was due "technical difficulties" yet my dad's account working perfectly fine next to me...

[Josh @Josh__193]

@SkyBet @SkyBetHelp why didn't you offer me the freeze option on the Portsmouth vs Arsenal game then? And then remove it on a previously frozen game too?😂

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial Can we turn up this time please

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial His game management at times is terrible

[Nat @Arwenstar]

4 years ago:
“Why don’t you want to take the 💉?
You wear a seatbelt, don’t you?”

Now:
“Why don’t you want Digital ID?
You have store loyalty cards, don’t you?”

Same spectacular stupidity from the same people.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial Snap Brentford's hands off ffs

[saila @sailaunderscore]

I’ve waited 5 years to say this out of respect, but if you fell for this shit you’re kind of a fucking retard.

[Josh @Josh__193]

@dcfcofficial The fact Forsyth is starting the first league game says it all. Reality check for all those saying top 6😂